fuk dragons, get bad ass? [uu warstory]

KD24 COMMENTS ITALICIZED
BAD ASS COMMENTS ... NOT

Ran across Bad_Ass on Ladder as I was playing for my UU Voting stuff ... a worthy yet nooby foe he was.

:kongler:dude24 IS A BIG NOOB. I stand by this.
 
I am fuk Dragons
bad ass is well he is BAD ASS
 
The following Pokemon had Leftovers removed:
BAD ASS's TEAM: Donphan
fuk dragons' TEAM: Rotom

*Some percentages may be off because im going by hand, which means im not rounding like shoddy does. because of this, some things look weird (like a certain pokemon being hit with 3% more than needed to to ko) but this is just the problem with precentages, not with anything else

Teams:
BAD ASS



KD24 (FUK DRAGONS)


What could the question marks be... read on to find out! (THEY ARENT UNOWN)

 
Rules:
Ladder Match
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause
 
fuk dragons sent out Omastar (lvl 100 Omastar ?).
BAD ASS sent out Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
ZeroxJustice has entered the room.
Child Porn is Sin has entered the room.
Mesprit used U-turn.
Omastar lost 20% of its health.
BAD ASS switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Omastar used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

- 100%

- 80%
 
I am matched up against bad ass and find myself against another dang Mesprit. These things can carry anything ranging from Twave to SR to Thunderbolt, but I have found that they always are either slower than Omastar or will just Stealth Rock. I try to get the early jump on BAD ASS by using Stealth Rock, but to my surprise, he U-Turns out. I have to assume this is a Scarf or CB Mesprit, probably the former as U-Turn did so little and my Omastar is very weak. BAD ASS brings in Azumarill, who is very annoying for this team because of Aqua Jet (I'm using fast but frail sweepers to ladder climb). Azumarill can't do much but it could have Substitute and I won't do enough with HP Grass to actually beat him in the end. I will just use Spikes as I scout his move.

sadfasdfasdfasdf FUCK I hate omastar with a fiery, burning passion. It also means he will be paired with a spin blocker, which means I am going to have to work extra hard to win this match. Especially if it is a Rotom since my normal spinning strategy is Pursuit + Donphan. And Houndoom hates Thunderbolt. Turn one I decide to U turn out since oh-so-many Omastar Spike first turn on Mesprit fearing a Trick. My team’s bane is Stealth Rock and bulky waters, and Azumarill is my number one switch in. It can poison shit like Milotic, crippling it, and it’s the only thing that won’t suffer 50% - OHKO.
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Omastar used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Azumarill used Waterfall.
Omastar lost 71% of its health.

- 100%
- 9%
 
Azumarill's Waterfall does a ton, indicating that it was Choice Banded to me. So far, BAD ASS has 2 Choiced Pokemon - could this be a Choice team? Those can be rather scary for my team so the extra entry hazards is much appreciated. I figure I should dent Azumarill now to limit its future switch-ins, so I use HP Grass, hoping to do around 50% if I am lucky.

Yea KD24, I have a fuckton of choice users; four! I use Waterfail and miss out on the KO by a measly nine percent. Superpower would’ve helped here. I am really suspicious of this Omastar-outspeeding 88 speed Azumarill and taking 71% from it. The 20% tipped me off, but I thought it may have just been a high damage roll. I’m expecting him to Spike again, so I’m just going to kill it. In retrospect, going to Mesprit is the right move here. Meh.

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Omastar used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Azumarill lost 49% of its health.
Azumarill used Waterfall.
A critical hit!
Omastar lost 9% of its health.
fuk dragons's Omastar fainted.

- 51%
- X_X

6-5 BAD ASS
 
Hidden Power does a fair amount to Azumarill and he gets a needless critical hit with Waterfall. I have to decide my next switch-in of either Electrode or Rotom. Both will OHKO with Thunderbolt, but thinking ahead, he probably won't keep Azumarill in on Rotom, giving me a free chance to Substitute (He knows this is a very offensive team, which might make him think Scarf Rotom).

Well fuck. He shows himself to be some kind of offensive Omastar, so I’m guessing he’s running some sort of fast stall or offense with Omastar as his suicide hazards. Either way, I have no control about the next turn, so let’s just see what he brings in and act from there.
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fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).

I decide to go to Mesprit here for a few reasons. Tauros isn’t enjoying STAB Thunderbolt to the horns, _____ is not beating Rotom, and Houndoom isn’t going to take 37% when he could sub, like he does here. I could’ve sent out Houndoom, and here I seriously considered it since I outspeed, but I recently dropped my reliable dark stab for Thunder Fang. I end up going to Mesprit since I’m pretty sure he can’t OHKO me with Shadow Ball, and if he didn’t sub then I could trick. Nah, just kidding. It's KD24 so i just clicked a random move

BAD ASS switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Pointed stones dug into Mesprit.
Mesprit lost 12% of its health.
Rotom used Substitute.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom made a substitute!

- 88%
- Substitute/81%
 
I get my Substitute like I wanted and he brings in Mesprit again. This time, I am prepared to kill it with Shadow Ball.

I gotta Zen Headbutt here. If I live through the Shadow Ball, I’m just going to attack it again to put a good 45% dent in it. It’d be worth sacrificing Stealth Rock.
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Mesprit used Zen Headbutt.
The substitute took damage for Rotom!
Rotom's substitute faded!
Rotom used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Mesprit lost 72% of its health.

- 16%
- 87%
 
Unfortunately, Shadow Ball didn't hold up it's end of the deal and Mesprit remains with a fully functional Zen Headbutt at its disposal. I don't want to by flinched by the .. fairy(?) and so I bring in my Psychic resist, Drapion. I am running a Swords Dance/Cross Poison/Night Slash/Earthquake build, made to abuse Sniper (I have Life Orb over Scope Lens though for extra power).

I survive with 16% to spare. I think he sees right now that Rotom really screws with my team, since my #1 switch into it was Mesprit ._. The only thing I can really do here is to Zen Headbutt it again. I can’t risk it wanting to absorb a hit – if it stays in and I attempt a double switch, I’ll lose. I can’t make that risky a move.
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fuk dragons switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Mesprit used Zen Headbutt.
It doesn't affect Drapion...

- 16%
- 100%
 
Now he must switch mwahahaha. I have to choose on whether to bring back in Rotom or just Swords Dance to maybe kill his Drapion switch-in, but I ultimately decide on Swords Dance, as Drapion can often sweep rather early with a well timed critical hit, and the bulk to take a few hits.

Yeah I am mildly fucked here. Thank god I pack the best Drapion counter in UU - Donphan. He’ll take a beating in eating the Spikes + a possible opening attack, but right now he’s all I have. I can also lure out Rotom like this and attempt to weaken it for a spin attempt. GO MY ELEFANT


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BAD ASS switched in Donphan (lvl 100 Donphan ?).
Pointed stones dug into Donphan.
Donphan lost 6% of its health.
Donphan was hurt by Spikes!
Donphan lost 12% of its health.
Drapion used Swords Dance.
Drapion's attack was sharply raised.

- 88%
- +2 Attack / 100%
 
Unless I see the elephant -.-. Drapion doesn't want any piece of this guy, and I definitely don't want my Spikes and Stealth Rock being spinned away. I bring in Rotom to take either Earthquake or Rapid Spin.

Yeah so he is going to Rotom now. 100% sure of this. I’m going to Roar it out to scout out his team. Also I can’t hit Rotom except for lolIce Shard. I’m also p. sure he has Will O Wisp since Thunderbolt is generally not on SubCharge sets in my experience. Here goes nothing.

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fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Donphan used Roar.
fuk dragons switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).

- 94%
- 100%
 
I didn't even consider Roar but it was a good option on his part, as he couldn't touch Rotom regardless but didn't want Drapion getting two chances to attack had Earthquake not KOed. Anyway, my Drapion is back in, and now is not the time to get cocky - I need to bring back Rotom to deflect Rapid Spin.

He’s likely going to go back to Rotom. I want to go to Mesprit here and try and fool him into thinking I’m setting rocks in desperation or going to Zen Headbutt for a little damage on that damn Rotom. Instead, I will pull a RISQUE MANEUVER and try to Trick it and neuter it for the match, followed by Pursuir, followed by Rapid Spin followed by win.

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cheeseluvr has entered the room.
fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
BAD ASS switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Pointed stones dug into Mesprit.
Mesprit lost 12% of its health.

- 3%
- 93%
 
But he makes the double switch and goes to his Mesprit, who only has 1 switch-in left in her. Now I am slightly worried - Mesprit probably has Trick and I don't want my Spin Blocker to be locked into anything, and I certainly don't want Drapion to have no function as a sweeper. But by the same token, if I brought in my Choice user, there is a chance that he uses U-Turn or Zen Headbutt anyway, as he still does have a Rapin Spinner left. I figure that Alakazam (my choice user) is the safest option, since he hasn't seen it yet and doesn't seem to have a way to break through rotom (yet).

Enter cheeseluvr, one of the most renowned and respected battlers in the competitive battling scene. Onto the battle, my double switch goes rather well. I could try to Zen Headbutt here or U Turn to gain momentum, but this is my last switch in and I don’t want to waste it. If I U Turn out of Drapion, I’m right back where I started with his Rotom perfectly healthy. I could set up rocks, but I think he may stay in and Sub or go to Drapion. Trick away niggaZ

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fuk dragons switched in Alakazam (lvl 100 Alakazam ?).
Mesprit used Trick.
Mesprit obtained Choice Specs!
Alakazam obtained Choice Scarf!

- 3% (Locked into Trick)
- 100%
 
I make the right switch-in, and now he is locked into Trick (and will be forced to switch out). I decide to get a bit risky here, since the probable switch-out will likely bring in a counter of Alakazam, who happen to be the best Pokemon to Trick (Chansey/Spiritomb/Registeel, all hate Choice items).

Okay well fuck. I suspect him to keep the Scarf and pick me off with Psychic, gaining a powerful revenge killer in the process, so I’m just going to sac Mesprit and then bring in Houndoom for a free Pursuit killaZ.

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Alakazam used Trick.
Alakazam obtained Choice Specs!
Mesprit obtained Choice Scarf!
Mesprit used Trick.
Mesprit obtained Choice Specs!
Alakazam obtained Choice Scarf!

- 3% (Locked into Trick)
- 100% (Locked into Trick)
 
Surprisingly though, he stays in and we exchange items again. He will struggle first so I think the safest option now is to simply just keep on Trickin'...

TRICK niggaZ!! In sacrificing, I was locked in on Trick so it ends up that we do nothing this turn. Now, what am I going to do here? I will run out of Tricks first, and I see a great opportunity to get myself a nifty revenge killer + free kill with Houndeath.

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BAD ASS switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Houndoom.
Houndoom lost 25% of its health.
Houndoom was hurt by Spikes!
Houndoom lost 12% of its health.
Alakazam used Trick.
Alakazam obtained Life Orb!
Houndoom obtained Choice Scarf!

- 63%
- 100%

WHAM! I didn't even suspect the switch to a Dark-type and it's now (literally) bitten me in the ass. This Houndoom probably has Dark Pulse and so I switch to my Drapion to absorb the impact. If he has Pursuit I still don't like my chances of Focus Blast and would rather just risk that he doesn't...

Pursuit kd24 is a noob here, for sure. I think it will KO even if he doesn’t switch, considering I invested 252 evs into attack. I don’t like the prospect of Drapion coming in for free, but I need to get a kill and gain some momentum now.

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Houndoom used Pursuit.
It's super effective!
Alakazam lost 100% of its health.
fuk dragons's Alakazam fainted.

- 63%
- X_X

6-4 BAD ASS
 
He does. Well now he is locked into Pursuit, meaning Electrode has free reign as his "fastest" sweeper (that I currently know of) will be forced out.

Nothing to say, let’s see what comes in now.

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fuk dragons switched in Electrode (lvl 100 Electrode).
BAD ASS switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Pointed stones dug into Mesprit.
Mesprit lost 3% of its health.
BAD ASS's Mesprit fainted.
Electrode used Hidden Power.
But there was no target!

- X_X
- 100%

5-4 BAD ASS
 
I used Hidden Power in hopes of catching Donphan and if he stayed in, Pursuit just wouldn't do much. But because he still had death fodder, he just brings in Mesprit to scout my attack.

Yeah, kd24 is a noob. He brings out his Electrode and I have no business staying in on…Rain Dance? Seriously, what the fuck? I sac Mesprit as at this point I give up all hope of Spinning until his rotom is under 20%. Which Is doable, but Mesprit is also the only thing I can have eat a possible STAB Thunderbolt, bar Donphan, who I need to save. Go to hell Mesprit.

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BAD ASS switched in Donphan (lvl 100 Donphan ?).
Pointed stones dug into Donphan.
Donphan lost 6% of its health.
Donphan was hurt by Spikes!
Donphan lost 12% of its health.
fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Donphan used Rapid Spin.
It doesn't affect Rotom...

- 82%
- 99%
 
To my surprise, he brought in Donphan anyway. I think he really wants those entry hazards gone and I just can't risk my not KOing with my HP Ice, or him Earthquaking one of my main sweepers, so I bring in Rotom to deflect Rapid Spin. He hopefully thinks I am naive enough to stay in and try to kill.

Okay, I suspected here that he would stay in and try to kill with what appears to be LO Electrode, since I am running a little low on health.
Unfortunately, he isn’t retarded and goes to Rotom. Here, I have a pretty strong pecs idea that he will use substitute here, so I can Roar him out and start chipping away at his fucking Rotom. I need to kill that thing.

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Rotom used Substitute.
Rotom lost 25% of its health.
Rotom made a substitute!
Donphan used Roar.
fuk dragons switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).

- 88%
- 100%
 
With Rotom in, I sense a free opportunity to Substitute, but I am quickly surprised by a sudden Roar. Even without entry hazards I lost some health :(. Drapion came in, despite the Elephant's yells, and was ready to confront him head on. I was not willing to risk it though and decide to bring back Rotom.

Yay ^o^ I get a free 25% hit on Rotom. It has been bugging me all match, and here I took a major step in breaking it down. It again roars in Drapion. I have been playing terrible when it comes to nailing rotom on the switch, every time trying to nail what’s out or spin the hazards. I am keeping consistent with this play. He’s got to expect me to double switch to Houndoom here and Earthquake me, taking with it my best way to ko Rotom. Earfquak

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fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Rotom makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Donphan used Earthquake.
Donphan's attack missed!

- 94%
- 80%

Rotom giggles as Earthquake misses as well (it can giggle right?). I take a moment to think here. He knows I am using Sub/Tbolt Rotom, which almost always means Shadow Ball and Will-o-Wisp as the last two moves. Because he could just Roar out Substitute and Donphan walls my sweeper Drapion, it is likely that I will try to Will-o-Wisp him. With this in mind, I decide to use Thunderbolt instead, as he doesn't have a way to actually hurt Rotom with Donphan, and I could take down that troublesome Houndoom.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I cannot describe the frustration at being constantly outpredicted when it comes to the biggest threat to my team. Right now, I expect a Will O Wisp. Seeing a small ray of hope to remove Rotom from the match, I hastily switch out to Houndoom, expecting to take a big stride into winning the game.


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BAD ASS switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Houndoom.
Houndoom lost 25% of its health.
Houndoom was hurt by Spikes!
Houndoom lost 12% of its health.
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Houndoom lost 26% of its health.
BAD ASS's Houndoom fainted.

- X_X
- 86%

4-4 TIED
 
Direct hit! With Houndoom gone, my Electrode no longer has to worry about being outsped.

Remember what I said about hope? Well, I learned the hard way that hope only leads to dispair. KD24 is playing like his life depends on it. I have to just roll with this though, no stopping now. I still have hope, however small. I’m going to go to the only Pokemon that won’t take a) 50% or b) walled by Rotom. Tauros. I can hit it with a Payback and possibly KO it if it lacks a lot of defence evs. I risk a burn, but it’s all I can do.

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BAD ASS switched in Tauros (lvl 100 Tauros ?).
Tauros's Intimidate cut Rotom's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Tauros.
Tauros lost 12% of its health.
Tauros was hurt by Spikes!
Tauros lost 12% of its health.
Tauros used Payback.
It's super effective!
Rotom lost 74% of its health.
Rotom used Will-o-wisp.
Tauros was burned!
Tauros was hurt by its burn!
Tauros lost 12% of its health.


- Burned/63%
- 18%
 
In came Tauros, an odd choice but certainly effective with its strong Attack, Speed, and Intimidate. A lot of times, Tauros often has Pursuit, so instead of switching, I just use Will-o-Wisp it try and hurt him severely. But Payback hits first, weakening my Rotom and putting him at risk of being KOed. I decide to bring in Drapion, assuming this is CB or Scarf because of no Life Orb or Leftovers.

YEA!! Go Tauros!! I doubt he will switch here, since everything on my team can KO it at this point. Time to just Payback to get rid of this god damn annoyance once and for all.

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fuk dragons switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Tauros used Payback.
It's not very effective...
Drapion lost 11% of its health.
Tauros was hurt by its burn!
Tauros lost 12% of its health.

- 51%
- 89%
 
Drapion takes the Burned Payback with ease, and I am almost certain Donphan is coming back in to wall me. Time to bring back Rotom.

I see, Drapion. At this point, him Swords Dancing would not be good since I’d have to sacrifice a pokemon and 50% of _______ health just to kill it. My choice is clear, I have to go to Donphan

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fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
BAD ASS switched in Donphan (lvl 100 Donphan ?).
Pointed stones dug into Donphan.
Donphan lost 6% of its health.
Donphan was hurt by Spikes!
Donphan lost 12% of its health.

- 82%
- 24%
 
Donphan is stuck once again and this time, I have a plan - Will-o-Wisp that Donphan! With Houndoom gone, and a Substitute possible, he will probably try to Roar me out, but Will-o-Wisp will finally make his main defensive wall useless.

KD24 earning respect++ for severely outplaying me in what seems like every_fucking_turn. I decide to Roar it out here since Ice Shard doesn’t kill and if it subs (doubt it) I have it checkmated. I need this Rotom dead ASAP.

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Rotom used Will-o-wisp.
Donphan was burned!
Donphan used Roar.
fuk dragons switched in Electrode (lvl 100 Electrode).
Donphan was hurt by its burn!
Donphan lost 12% of its health.

- Burned/76%
- 100%
 
All goes according to plan, but Electrode is pulled out. I don't think Electrode's Hidden Power Ice has a chance of KOing, and I don't want my spikes gone, so I bring back in Rotom to take the Rapid Spin.

Roar will do nothing to Rotom without any rocks up, so I go for a desperation Spin here.

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fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Donphan used Rapid Spin.
It doesn't affect Rotom...
Donphan was hurt by its burn!
Donphan lost 12% of its health.

- 70%
- 30%
 
Donphan is slowly being worn down, and I decide to take a bit more of its health with Shadow Ball (Please no Rest!).

Roaring it out is my best option here – I can’t do anything substantial to it, and it will prevent Leftovers recovery.

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Rotom used Shadow Ball.
Donphan lost 47% of its health.
Donphan used Roar.
fuk dragons switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Donphan was hurt by its burn!
Donphan lost 12% of its health.

- 17%
- 89%
 
He roars again, this time bringing in Drapion, and I just can't risk anything, so I bring Rotom back again, to finally put an end to this Donphan.

A chance to kill Drapion once and for all, even though Rotom is likely coming in to absorb an Earthquake, I am helpless.

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fuk dragons switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Rotom makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Donphan used Earthquake.
Donphan's attack missed!
Donphan was hurt by its burn!
Donphan lost 12% of its health.

- 11%
- 36%
 
I suspect his last move is Ice Shard, but if I substitute, he could just Roar me out again! I figure the kill will be a safer option.

Ice Shard is the best option now that Donphan dies to Shadow Ball.

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Donphan used Ice Shard.
Rotom lost 12% of its health.
Rotom used Shadow Ball.
Donphan lost 9% of its health.
BAD ASS's Donphan fainted.

- X_X
- 30%

3-4 KD24
 
Unfortunately, I lose my chance at a Substitute, leaving me at the mercy of Azumarill, or even Tauros.

Okay, here is where the fun begins. End game. It’s 4-3, KD24 leading me, but the score is deceiving. All of my remaining ‘mons can kill Rotom. Which one, though, would do it best? I have _____ at 50% when it comes in, Azumarill at 25%, and a burned Tauros at 53%. I want to save Tauros to finish up his Drapion, and possible his last. If ______ gets forced out after he makes the kill, not only am I forced to sac _____ or die, but I have to deal with a full health ELECTRODE. Azumarill will lead off my campaign against KD24s weakened team.

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BAD ASS switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Pointed stones dug into Azumarill.
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Azumarill was hurt by Spikes!
Azumarill lost 12% of its health.
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Rotom lost 33% of its health.
fuk dragons's Rotom fainted.

- 26%
- X_X

3-3 TIED
 
Azumarill comes in and because I have nothing left to take Aqua Jets (oh why did I have to get rid of Toxicroak), I sacrifice Rotom. But my Electrode is ready to take him on!

DIE BITCH
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fuk dragons switched in Electrode (lvl 100 Electrode).
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
A critical hit!
Electrode lost 100% of its health.
fuk dragons's Electrode fainted.

- 26%
- X_X

3-2 BAD ASS
 
Electrode isn't ready to take that. I'm getting a little nervous now, he still has a hidden Pokemon and I only have Drapion and my hidden _____ left. I have to take down Azumarill though and so I bring in Drapion, to finish him off with Cross Poison.

I get a nice crit here, saving me. I don’t know if it will KO without the CH and Life Orb recoil, but I thank god for the crit, and am ready to take on KD24’s final two pokemon. I know Drapion can eat one AJ, so let’s see if he goes with that, or if his last pokemon fares better against Azu.

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fuk dragons switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Drapion lost 43% of its health.
Drapion used Cross Poison.
Azumarill lost 26% of its health.
BAD ASS's Azumarill fainted.
Drapion lost 10% of its health.

- X_X
- 36%

2-2 TIED
 
Yeah, my Drapion is in kill range for Tauros now ... fukdragons....

So he brings out Drapion, hinting that his last Pokemon is frail. I sac Azu to AJ it into Tauros kill range. We each have one hidden Pokemon.

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BAD ASS switched in Tauros (lvl 100 Tauros ?).
Tauros's Intimidate cut Drapion's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Tauros.
Tauros lost 12% of its health.
Tauros was hurt by Spikes!
Tauros lost 12% of its health.
Tauros used Double-edge.
Drapion lost 36% of its health.
fuk dragons's Drapion fainted.
Tauros was hit by recoil!
Tauros lost 12% of its health.
Tauros was hurt by its burn!
Tauros lost 12% of its health.

- 3%
- X_X

2-1 BAD ASS
 
Tauros takes down my Drapion, and what went from the surest looking thing in Pokemon history now relies on me being able to beat his last Pokemon with ______. What if he has a ____/____-type ... what if he just has something bulky! Oh crap, I remember he had a bulky drapion at one point...

I am hanging on the edge of my seat, trying to remember out #stark conversation about his team. Was it Milotic I heard? Or was it Mismagius? And then he clicks his move…







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fuk dragons switched in Swellow (lvl 100 Swellow ?).
Swellow used Quick Attack.
Tauros lost 3% of its health.
BAD ASS's Tauros fainted.
Swellow was badly poisoned!

- X_X
- 100%

1-1 TIED
 
Please be killable - Please be killable

I AM OFFICIALY FUKED LIKE A DRAGON
 
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I'm starting to sweat
 
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BAD ASS switched in Scyther (lvl 100 Scyther ?). <- (SIGH OF RELIEF)
Pointed stones dug into Scyther.
Scyther lost 50% of its health.
Scyther used Quick Attack.
Swellow lost 53% of its health.
Swellow used Facade. <-(KD24 IS STILL A NOOB)
Scyther lost 50% of its health.
BAD ASS's Scyther fainted.
fuk dragons wins!

- X_X
- 47%

1-0 KD24
 
In the end, BAD ASS brought out Scyther, who Swellow killed with Facade. I wasn't quite sure about Quick Attack and didn't want him to do something ridiculous like CB Aerial Ace (which might have actually killed me or something?) He put up a great fight and definitely had me surprised at the end with how quickly he turned things around, but Swellow luckily held on and came out on top. Good Game!

Death comes swiftly. GG indeed, KD.

kd24 slops/props:
 
Props:
- Good opponent
- Good battle
- Minimal bad luck
- NO FUKIN DRAGONS
- Bad ASS IS UGLY (Ive seen his mother)
- VERY CLASSY

Slops:
- Electrode did nothing
- Alakazam didn't do enough
- Rotom for being stupid
- Drapion for not being big enough to take on Donphan
- Omastar for dying to an Azumarill
- Swellow for general douchebaggery
 
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BAD ASS slops/props

PRAWPS:
- Nooby opponent
- Brought it to 1-0 after playing terribly all game
- Azumarill for being there <3
- Les Trou Du Cul Elegants > all

SLAWPS
- Terrible Opponent
- Luckfucked out of a win
- KD24 is a noob
- FUK ROTOM
- Eo is a noob
 

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Great Warstory.

Excellent comments were made and the choice of pokemon were certainly interesting.

8/10
 
Very fun read, but I already knew the teams so it wasn't suspenseful or w/e.

I would have absolutely set up Stealth Rock though, especially with Roar Donphan.
 
I think it was ok, and I expected much better from you two. Even so, I read the entire thing and it kept me interested. Also, being completely outplayed does not make a battle good imo. If anything, that crit was the turning point because it probably wouldn't have been as close. Running calcs, electrode suvives. I think it still has 1, possibly two hits left. Which meant, tauros dies and swellow comes in to kill scyther ftw. That ultimately meant 2-0, so really, witout another crit, bad ass still had no chance xD. GG though guys, but I'm not sure if it was warstory worthy. =/
 
Great read, but try to use different colours for different players, makes it just that much easier to read.
 
I liked it, although the actual battle could have been more up to warstory standards. The comments made up for it though, 8/10.
 

6A9 Ace Matador

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sr would have helped bad ass keep the pace up that battle, and u turn t1 was a risky move =( really cool warstory though!
 
I was surprised to see the Swellow and Scyther at the end, they were the unknowns. Nice use of Unown-? to keep them secret for the dual narration. 8/10
 
i liked the comments but i didnt think the battle itself was TOO special (don't get me wrong it was good) since it sort of felt like bad ass had to play from behind the entire game given the importance of keeping hazards off the field for his team
 

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I was almost sure that last Poke was Moltres. Bad ass's comments kept me entertained enough to read the entire battle, even though it was fairly average and mostly Rotom dicking around as usual (I should nominate that thing).
 
I will admit that when I first saw the title, I thought "Oh no, this is going to be a poorly written warstory, and not a great battle either." I was wrong both times. I will agree that this is an awesome warstory, and I loved the comments too! The only problem was remembering who was who, and I personally think that putting the comments in different colors would have helped me remember which player had which comments and what Pokemon they had. Still, great read! 9/10
 

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