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- Thread starter Yung Dramps
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Darkinium
the mighty nuaguunibi
I really don't wanna be that guy, I really really don't, but after ruminating it over I've decided I hate modern social media humor. I get that times are rough and all but even aside from that I wanna know when it became cool to be perpetually cynical and miserable for the lulz and also when it became cool to schizophrenically alter between late stage capitalist brand fellatio and wannabe communist LARPing at the drop of the faceless corporations' hat. I truly believe my generation will do great things but considering we tried to make "ok boomer" into a serious political statement I don't think comedy will be one of them
ok you can all call me a privileged old geezer now
ok you can all call me a privileged old geezer now
Based off of purely anecdotal evidence it seems that crunching on ice isn't that rare a quirk and it's not often a very conscious decision on their parts. I think it was a real flaw in the design document for human bodies for us to grow teeth chewing on ice damages if it's naturally occurring human behaviour anyways. Like c'mon man. We need them teeths.
Pokemon is still fun.
that take kinda warm man
Yung Dramps
awesome gaming
Old PC games look absolutely fucking disgusting. Basically anything from the ZX Spectrum or Commodore 64 looks either incredibly faded out and undetailed or has a vomit-inducing mishmash of colors: See Jet Set Willy for a prime example of this (released 1 year after the OG super mario bros btw).
In the immortal words of AVGN: "There is a difference between old-school and outdated"
In the immortal words of AVGN: "There is a difference between old-school and outdated"
Oxygen is important.
meme culture sucks nowadays, can we go back to posting pictures of horses in windows?
wasnt the juan meme popular like 2 months ago
that's a horse on a balcony, I very specifically want horses in windows.
New car smell is overrated. I prefer broken-in car funk
To minimize the risk of foodborne illness most raw seafood should be kept under ice or heavy refrigeration until it is time to prepare it for consumption.
This thread should be as popular as the Searing Hot Takes thread.
eeveelutions are cute
Stan culture is usually toxic, Kpop culture is definitely toxic.
Mega Banette is the worst mega.
I'll copy my rant on Mega Banette in the other thread here if I need to
The chance of a Jirachi Iron head flinch is equal to the accuracy of Hypnosis.
not in diamond and pearl versions
Following on, you are more likely to hit a Focus Blast than get flinched by Jirachi.
