Sometimes when I'm home alone, I like to put a clothes hamper on my back and pretend I'm a turtle as I waddle around on the floor.
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wowgek7
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
wowgek7
A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.
The morals of the story are:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3.When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.
The morals of the story are:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3.When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
wowgek7
sorry i had to do it in 2 parts stupid 420 limit
Here's a pretty hilarious video I came across today: http://vimeo.com/99423361