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good post. i enjoyed it. wasn't 100% sure on the butter connection but it scans fine. i personally would've said something like "smoked all of their cigarettes before bedtime" but you did a great job. 8/10 -- keep it up, kiddo!
i've been smogonning for near-on a decade & grew up playing in firebot. there will almost certainly be some unpleasant stuff in the archives! the important thing is that i'm not that person any more. for starters i'm MUCH funnier