EPRB RSemis (You can't hack the tactics of a semi-automatic full rap fanatic)

X5Dragon

X5Dragon



1-UP!



MORE ROUND 4 HAWTNESS:
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3465103

MORE ROUND 3 FRESHNESS:
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3464519

MORE ROUND 2 EPICNESS:
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3463786

MORE ROUND 1 GOODNESS:
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3463182


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Alright people, first of all the rules and regulations!


1) Single Entry due to sheer number of users in this round, so make it count.


2) You have until May 4 to submit, otherwise you forfeit on the virtue of being a pussie!


3) 4 Minutes max for each entry.


4) On the subject of who goes first, talk to the player in PMs if you want, not in this topic! This topic is about swag, pics, raps, lyrics, cheering whateva but coordination if any goes in the PM between players.


5) There's too many of you people! If you want to post MC names, pictures or anything else do it by yourself.


6) Audacity, Soundcloud are all good sites, others can be googled for.


7) You can reuse the instrumentals of someone else.


8) You cannot have guests who are participating in the same round as you are, in good faith and intentions to your opponent.


9) DON'T TAKE THE INSULTS DIRECTED AT YOUR MON SERIOUSLY AND PERSONALLY, IT'S JUST FOR SHOW.


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And now, the matches!


SalTheThief (Rotom)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4217545&postcount=9

vs

MlARF (Ferrothorn)


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Nanoswine (Alakazam)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4217866&postcount=12

vs

Ulttimaa (Ampharos)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4216477&postcount=5



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Two things, deadline can be cut short or made even longer depending on how you guys coordinate things between each other, and second and most importantly, those who didn't offer to choose different pokemon but are having second thoughts, you need to do it at the latest by the end of 28th or otherwise your stuck with what you have.

The mic is yours, rap!
 

MLaRF

Nanoswine said:
Only mon this round that even uses contact moves is Ferrothorn last time I checked, nice try though.
Click to expand...
Joke's on you, Alakazam uses the elemental punches in R/S/E OU.

Anywhales, I expect to record my rap tomorrow late-afternoon, I just had to deal with some shit. So yeah.
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

The stress must have been great on some you guys it was like someone bending your spoons!

Alright MlARF, round ends with your submission.
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

In case our good ol'spiky friend posts while I sleep, and if you don't mind a pm full of apocalyptic rage and how the world revolves around me and want to post a voting thread, at least have a discussion on whether or not the final should consist of two short submission-reply format or just stick with what we have.

Later in the morning I suppose...
 

MLaRF

Shitty Rap vs. Fat Nasty Trash Rap



Rapper: MLaRF (Ferrothorn)
Deleted files: Rotom (SalTheThief)

Lyrics:
Looks like it's time to reboot,
Gen 4 may've been your debut,
But you look like an excuse
To glitch up porygon 2
(If you know what I mean)
For a ghost, I'll make ya scream
Facin' the tank made of greens,
Resistin' stabs like I'm the queen,
All 7 minus Ice Beam,
I'll take hits all week
And retaliate with no mercy
You'll wish you had light screen
When my gyroball wrecks thee,
I'll overcome your 'sistancy
When scarf boosts up my potency
Your damn tricks won't work on me
You're at a terrible deficiency
When none of your proficiencies
Can harm my thorny body
I tank with such efficiency
Just 'cause you're in top 3
Don't think you have it easy
Your fighting style is sleazy
But tanking makes my job easy,
And I'll soon be your defeat,
Mowing down this weed
Is an impossibility
You'd only make me queazy
If your form brings the heat,
But then you're weak to jelli,
Heatran, Rocks, and TT,
'Dreigon, Rotom Poli
And the rest of the OU tier,
You'd never even hit me
You're 'bout as great as eevee
Go back to your NU tiers
With all the weak NFE's,
You can't stand up to a steel,
Go on, volt switch and flee,
You're too afraid to face me,
You've lost the match already,
My luck assured the victory.
How can you beat such a beast?
I'll show you what rap really means!
 
Aviator99

Aviator99

so many dirty blows! I'd better go take a shower... but not without a loofah! These guys are spittin hot fire... DON'T FORGET THE SUPAAAAH!

lol. gotta love rap battle parody
 
X5Dragon

X5Dragon

Ah OK i c I c you were all taking things slow so you wouldn't run into a SPIKY STEEL WALL OF BARBED DEATH.

Alright guys..let's vote this thing over.
 
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