Ahem..
Ahoy its the pirates, and you can all go home
Because I'm here to throw down like Aldaron's extra 21st chromosome
and you dont even have to guess, you know were the best
is that supposed to be a team, Ruiners? I'm not even impressed
better hope that Worms and Meghan ghost every game
or the rest of your team will bring the Ruiners shame
but if you thought that was bad, try drafting all VGC-Clique users
the Tigers will be just a sorry bunch of losers
Better get used to losing, as you wont be a winner
Were you throwing away money, or was it a gift to draft Synre? (pronounced "sinner"?)
I laugh at Bluewind and his Smogon Tour plight
Aldaron's got no brain left, because he's thinks he always right
giving Atticus the Scooters is like handing him the reigns to the Titanic
the Pirates will rape the Scooters with a dick that's gigantic
Speaking of gigantic, then there's the Bigs
Terrible manager with a team that not even Jumpluff can dig
Did you draft Limitless because KG is limited?
Or is it because no one else was interested?
Look at the Team Raiders, what can I say...
Why is Fishy on the team? Does she even play?
I am still beside myself, as you can see
I didn't think it'd be possible to draft worse than RBG
What's up with the Tyrants and their infinitely poor management?
A bunch of VGC'ers must have surely been an accident...
That reminds me, I feel bad for ENZ0 and Heist
Won't make playoffs because the rest of their team won't suffice
speaking of bad, just look at the Wolfpack
I thought they'd be good, but then I was taken aback
People think 2-7 Rey can succeed, but I'm not a believer
Playing for Jackal and Bloo must be worse than a seizure
Oh silly me, I almost forgot
Regice Logo because they Cryo's aren't hot
I didn't think it'd be possible to have the worst draft two years in a row
good thing I'm not on the team because that would blow
word to your mother