[Ṧ†ᾋℕⅮἎℛ₫] Muppet Mafia - WON BY HUMANOIDS AND MUPPET LABS

[Fangren]

Lynch theangryscientist

 

[Captain Bagman]

lynch the angry scientist

 

[Wild Eep]

Vote theangryscientist

 

[Ditto]

[Close enough to deadline and it's almost majority too]

You gather around theangryscientist and start shouting at him. With all of his friends and teammates already killed, he does not even put up a fight. He simply lets you tie the rope around him as you lynch him. Ditto takes the note from his pocket and reads it aloud as theangryscientist gasps for his last breath. It said:

You are The Rats.
You are allied with The Animals.

You are the plague of The Muppet Show, but because there are simply so many of you, you were enlisted by The Animals. You have decided that for the entirety of this game you will act as a single entity, in order to be able to compete with your many foes.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with “Night X - Plug USER’s mouth”. You will send some of the Rats to ALIAS’ house and they will shove themselves into USER’s mouth, rendering them unable to speak. If they post in the thread, they will accidentally swallow some Rats and will die of Bubonic Plague.

You have an eye for good looking specimens, so you know that Daenym is A. Ligator.

You win if all Humanoids and Mahna Mahna are killed.

And with that the Animals have been eliminated from the game.

Night 5 will end in 24 hours at 8pm on Thursday July 21 (EDT/-4).

 

[Ditto]

Sorry guys, do a host mistake on my part someone else was supposed to die on Night 4.

Da Letter El has been added to the pile of dead bodies. The paper in his pocket reads:

You are Snowth 2.
You are allied with Mahna Mahna; your team information will be sent to you in a separate pm.

You are a little pink muppet with a round mouth, most famous for your rendition of “Mahna Mahna”. You and your sister Snowth 2 allied yourselves with Mahna Mahna in order to be victorious in this struggle for survival. You are the more intelligent of the Snowths, and the better looking one.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with “Night X – Dee dee dee ALIAS and ALIAS”. You will use your enchanting voice to warp the space-time continuum. All actions targeting each of these aliases will instead target the other one.

You win if all Muppet Labs and Animals are killed.

My apologies to everyone.

 

[Da Letter El]

Apologizing to my team.

gl

 

[Ditto]

[All actions sent in.]

You all gather around after a remarkably short night. However you look around and once again notice that someone is missing. Suddenly a TV on wheels comes rolling down the audience of the theater with ginganinja's bloody, lifeless body thrown over it. The TV starts playing a video, it was one of ginganinja's own recordings and it said:

You are The Floating Face.
You are allied with the Humanoids.

You are one of the most simplistic Muppets, being made of 2 string eyes and a string mouth. You are also known as Nobody and Limbo because you have no body. Everything you perform in was done live, but over top a prerecorded video. Even though you have no body, you feel closest to the Humanoids and decided to join them.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with "Night X - Perform a Floating Face Sketch". You will perform one of your sketches in front of a prerecorded video. Whatever you put in the body of your PM will be posted in the thread for the next day, but will have no effect on the update as it is prerecorded.

You are currently the leader of the Humanoids. If you manage to find all other Humanoids, of which you know there are <snip>, you will be able to include in the body of a PM to both Ditto and Crux with the aliases of all members of your faction. If you are able to successfully do this, your faction will gain a night kill.

You win if all Animals and Assorted Monsters are killed.

It is now Day 6. It will end in 20 hours at 10 pm on Wednesday the 21st (EDT/-4) or when a majority is reached.

 

[Bob_Squob]

10 PM on wednesday, huh? That's hardly enough time to get a lynch vote in.

Let's just finish this up. I'm going to lynch masterful.

 

[Aura Guardian]

lynch Terrador.

 

[Blue_Tornado]

vote masterful

 

[Spiffy]

Vote masterful

Humanoids follow.

 

[imperfectluck]

lynch terrador

 

[Aura Guardian]

I'm fairly sure that lynch won't work spiffy.

 

[zorbees]

Lynch masterful

I'm helping :O

 

[Captain Bagman]

lynch terrador
Humanoids are chumps

Edit: oops not allowed to vote
Humanoids still chumps

 

[Spiffy]

Don't listen to Aura Guardian he is delusional.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I'm 75% sure masterful will live to see dusk.

 

[masterful]

Lynch terrador I know, unexpected, right?

 

[Terrador]

Lynch masterful

No way I'm not covering my own ass here.

 

[Fangren]

Vote masterful

 

[Wild Eep]

Vote Terrador

 

[Ditto]

By now you guys have gotten quite used to the the bloodshed. While you are quite split on who to lynch today, it seems masterful is the unlucky winner by one vote. You take the janitor's bucket and drown him in the filthy water. In his pocket was a note (luckily everyone is carrying around pieces of paper saying who they are). Ditto takes it and reads it aloud. It says:

You are Beauregard.
You are allied with the Assorted Monsters.

You are a thick but lovable janitor who everyone gets along with. Unfortunately, some of them just want to kill you, you don’t quite understand why though. You are certain that your charm will get you out of just about any situation.

Because you are so charming, the first time you are lynched or a kill is attempted on you, you will charm your assailants so much that they will not harm you in anyway. This will only work once however.

You are currently the leader of the Assorted Monsters. If you manage to find all other Assorted Monsters, of which you know there are 5, you will be able to include in the body of a PM to both Ditto and Crux with the aliases of all members of your faction. If you are able to successfully do this, your faction will gain a night kill.

You win if all Humanoids and Muppet Labs are killed.

Night 6 will end when I have all actions.

 

[Crux]

Deadline

 

[Crux]

You awaken to a huge celebration. A group of people are standing around a dead body and cheering. Hardly appropriate considering the circumstances you think to yourself. As you approach the group, you can make out a battered corpse. He had been suffocated with Swedish Pastry! Lying before you is the unmasked Captain Bagman. You shudder as the see the reasons he had always covered his face with a bag. Written on the inside of his bag is his role pm. Ditto takes the bag and reads

You are Camilla the Chicken.
You are allied with the Assorted Monsters.

You are an incredibly attractive chicken, with blue eyelids. You and Gonzo are hopelessly in love, but he can’t tell you apart from all the other chickens. You are a very elegant chicken and can see what others cannot.

During the day, you will be informed of the night ability of the person who you place your lynch vote after, if you post first you will be told nothing.

You win if all Humanoids and Muppet Labs are killed.

With Captain Bagman’s death, the last Assorted Monster has fallen. It dawns on you as to why this group is celebrating, they are all Humanoids! All of their enemies are now dead and they are prepared to leave the theatre; to venture into the outside world.

They leave the theatre one by one, stopping to read their roles as they leave. Outside the doors awaits the newly resurrected ginganinja and LifeAdmiral, who are also winners.
Zorbees was

You are Clive Focus.
You are allied with the Humanoids.

You are a member of the paparazzi, and thus will do anything for a good scoop. You were once seen taking pictures of penguins in a hot tub in order to dig up some dirt. You are a really shady fellow and but you have excellent dress sense.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with "Night X - See who USER is consorting with". You will stay up all night and take pictures of USER in their hot tub. You will find out who they consorted with and will thus deduce their faction.

You win if all Animals and Assorted Monsters are killed.

Spiffy was

You are Janice.
You are allied with the Humanoids.

You are the Muppet who is the lead guitar for the Electric Mayhem. In addition to the guitar you play several other instruments. You are known for your ditzy and laid back attitude. When the fighting started, you didn't really care whose side you were on but the Humanoids talked to you first.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with "Night X - Give a concert near USER". You will play your various instruments and sing next to USER, attracting all those who might pass by. Anyone else targeting USER will be too busy to use their night actions. This will not work on killing actions though.

You win if all Animals and Assorted Monsters are killed.

Fangren was

You are The Swedish Chef.
You are allied with the Humanoids.

You are the incomprehensible preparer of foodstuffs for the Muppet Theatre. Even though you are one of the most human of the Muppets, only an occasional word you say can be understood amidst the gibberish. In the chaos, you have decided to join with the other humanoids in order to cook the Muppets.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with "Night X - Give USER, USER, and USER your cooking". You can choose to give food to up to 3 users. By seeing what food they ate, you will learn if they are your enemies or not. Since you did not see who ate what, you will not be able to distinguish between them.

You win if all Animals and Assorted Monsters are killed.

Blue_Tornado was

You are Miss Piggy.
You are allied with the Humanoids.

You are one of the most famous Muppets. you are a bit of a prima-donna who thinks she is the best at everything. Your boyfriend is Kermit the Frog and you are normally either smothering him with kisses or shooting him across the stage with a karate chop. Even though you are not a human, you joined the Humanoids in order to show them that you can do their actions better than them.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with "Night X - Replace USER". You think that you can do a better job at what USER does than they do. They will not be able to use any actions for the next day and night because they are in your dressing room. You will gain their actions to prove that you can do a better job than them. You will keep this action until you decide to replace another user. You can't gain a killing action because you wouldn't want to kill anyone, just send them flying across the stage. Additionally, you can't gain a one off ability because you want your stardom to last!

You win if all Animals and Assorted Monsters are killed.

As the final Humanoids leave the theatre you hear WildEep scream in anguish. He is… a loser. And he is taking his life, just as he forced several others to take theirs. A piece of paper flutters down from his dangling body. Ditto catches it and reads.

You are Statler.
You are allied with yourself.

You are one half of the famous duo, Waldorf and Statler. You very much enjoy attacking the flaws of other people, especially those that performed in The Muppet Show. After The Muppet Show went bankrupt, you and Waldorf had a falling out when you killed his wife, Astoria.

At night you may PM Ditto and Crux with “Night X - Criticize USER”. You will spend hours attacking every aspect of USER’s life and they will become immensely depressed, committing suicide. USER will die. You may only do this on odd numbered nights.

During the day, due to your incredible critiquing skills, you will be informed if the person who you cast your lynch vote after is one of your enemies.

You win if you outlive Miss Piggy, Sweetums and Fozzie Bear, as well as Waldorf.

Imperfectluck stands up and proclaims, “The Humanoids have claimed victory! WildEep has hung himself in shame for his loss and two factions are now dead. Only one of the remaining two can claim victory!"

Let the final showdown begin.

Deadline will be when you have all voted.

 

[zorbees]

We owe all this victory to me.