Advance Wars Mafia (GAME OVER-IDS WINS!)

[kingofmars]

Because I didn't realize that one of us was dumb enough to vote with the enemy. the whole point of the extension was so they could change their vote, they didn't -_-

 

[RaRe555]

people suck

 

[smashlloyd20]

Deadline temporarily extended until a BH member gets on IRC to talk to me -_-

 

[smashlloyd20]

Wake up in the morning feeling

What?

Oh right. You emerge from your beds (maybe some of you sleep standing up?) and look around, slightly alarmed at how few of you remain.

Speaking of which, that number just got one fewer. The dead body of UllarWarlord was discovered quickly, but other than that his corpse had been completely demolished his cause of death isn't clear.

Dear UllarWarlord,
You are Von Bolt.

Um, I mean Darth Vader. You sit around all day plugged into a chair that makes you effectively immortal (as long as it’s plugged into your friendly neighborhood outlet). You can also shoot bolts of lightning out of your chair. Pretty sweet deal, right? You were thought to have been killed by the Allied Nations, but you managed to get to a hidden spare chair before you died. Now you’re back with a vengeance to fight for the Black Hole.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Electrocute <user>’s forces’. You will use your chair to electrocute <user>’s forces, destroying any items that they are holding.

You are a Direct attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Electrocute <user> and <user>’s forces’. You will send two bolts of lightning out of your chair, destroying any items that <user> and <user> are holding.

Currently you are in possession of the Battle Copter, an Air unit. You can’t make use of it, but you’re sure someone can...

You are allied with Black Hole. You win if all threats are eliminated.

These updates are getting really boring to write. Not much is happening. Final 10 users!!!

Well, Black Hole is kinda getting demolished here. But still, you must soldier on. War stops for nobody.

It is now Day 6. Day 6 ends Thursday, March 1 at 5:00 PM EST.

 

[General Spoon]

Lynch infinity.cypher

if you do not follow this wagon you are a dumb Nubinelle.

 

[JALMONT]

Lynch Infinity.Cypher

DEADS contact

 

[kingofmars]

Lynchitize infinity.cypher

If my teammate doesn't follow this vote Im just going to assume that he's a rubinelle from here on out

 

[Infinity.Cypher]

Lynch General Spoon

I am a dumb nubinelle :chaos::chaos::chaos:

 

[theangryscientist]

Lynch GeneralSpoon

 

[Pallas Athena]

Lynch General Spoon

 

[loudkirbyking]

I heard I was supposed to Cast Meteor on General Spoon

 

[auramaster]

What is an Infinity.Cypher?

 

[smashlloyd20]

hi guys

Yeti has been subbed in for Nightmare Jigglypuff

 

[RaRe555]

rot in hell infinity.cypher

 

[MrcRanger97]

Lynch General Spoon

 

[Yeti]

hi guys it's me not_jigglypuff

team let me in to our chan

vote infinity.cypher

 

[smashlloyd20]

Deadline

JALMONT DONT BOLD YOUR VOTES IF YOU ARE DEAD YOU DUMBASS

Dear General Spoon,
You are Hachi.

You’re an extremely spendthrift shopkeeper, never paying any more than the exact minimum price on anything. You’re willing to fight when you believe in a cause, however, and since you’ve fought for Orange Star before you’re going to be fighting for the Allied Nations.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 title ‘Night X - Examine <user>’s merchandise.’ You will examine whatever item they are holding, then discover that it’s too expensive for you to buy and simply sneak off with it before they notice.

You are a Direct attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, at night you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Tell <user1> about <user2>’s goods.’ You will inform <user1> that <user2> is selling goods for a much lower price than expected, and send them off to <user2>’s shop. As a result, <user1> will use their night action on <user2>.

You are allied with the Allied Nations. You win if all threats are eliminated.

It is now Night 6. Night 6 ends Friday, March 2 at 4:30 PM EST.

 

[smashlloyd20]

Deadline.

These updates are really getting tiresome. Basically, Rubinelle was massacred.

First up: Infinity.Cypher. He'd been shot multiple times with some sort of machine gun.

Dear Infinity.Cypher,
You are Will.

The main character of Days of Ruin and the commander of the 12th Battalion, you manage to be about fifteen and still have grey hair. You’ll obviously be bringing your close-quarter skills to the battle, determined to emerge victorious once again.

You have no normal CO power because you’re a very rash person and in the design stages of this mafia game you decided you would only have a Super CO Power. However, your great influence with Rubinelle means that your vote counts as two votes in the lynch.

You are a Direct attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Shout a Rally Cry at <user>’. You will marshal your forces and storm <user>’s forces, killing them. However, it takes some time to marshal a large enough army to take down a CO, so you may only use this ability on even numbered nights.

You are in possession of a Bomber, an Air attacking unit. You can’t make use of it, but you’re sure somebody can...

You are allied with Rubinelle. You win if all threats are eliminated.

Next was Rediamond. He'd been run over by a tank, it appears.

Dear Rediamond,
You are Waylon.

You, my good sir, are a chill dude. A master of aerial combat, you fought for the New Rubinelle army for the money. You sport a badass pair of shades and your hairstyle is unbelievable. With that said, although you aren’t the biggest fan of the Rubinelle forces, you’ll by fighting for them in the upcoming war.

You are too chill to have a normal CO Power. However, the first time you are lynched, you will escape in a convenient Fighter and not die.

You are an Air attacking CO. You have no Super CO Power, but if you are in possession of an Air unit at any point in the game, the first time you are targeted by a kill at night you will escape in a Fighter and not die.

You are in possession of a Recon, a Direct attacking unit. You can’t make use of it, but you’re sure someone can...

You are allied with Rubinelle. You win if all threats are eliminated.

Finally was MrcRanger97. The cut in his throat hints at assassination.

Dear MrcRanger97,
You are Gage.

A master of ranged combat, you were originally a Lazurian CO before you went over to fight for the side of Rubinelle. You are the undisputed epitome of ‘speak softly and carry a big rifle’. You’ve decided to fight for Rubinelle once more in the upcoming conflict.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Launch Rockets around <user>’. You will fire Rockets at the area around <user>, trapping them in and preventing them from completing their night action.

You are a Ranged attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Lead <user1> to <user2>’. You will use your advanced reconnoitering skills to lay a false trail from <user1> leading directly to <user2>, causing <user1> to use their night action on <user2>.

You are in possession of a Mech, a Direct attacking unit. You can’t make use of it, but you’re sure somebody can...

You are allied with Rubinelle. You win if all threats are eliminated.

With all three factions barely hanging on, the situation is desperate for all of you. However, where there's life, there's hope! Wait that guy died didn't he...

It is now Day 7. Day 7 ends Saturday, March 3 at 9:00 PM EST.

 

[Yeti]

launch the_angry_scientist back to mother russia

 

[RaRe555]

lynch the_angry_scientist

 

[auramaster]

Challange theangryscientist to a math duel

 

[Infinity.Cypher]

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

gg

Shout a Rally Cry at Smashlloyd20

 

[loudkirbyking]

Suicide bomb theangryscientist or something

In Rubinelle, we kill our own members, eh?

 

[theangryscientist]

vote kingofkongs

 

[smashlloyd20]

THAT IS MAJORITY TAS DIES GAME OVER JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA