Epic Rap Battles of History! Lou! Versus! Terrador!

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1 Hour DQ
ASB Arena
Training Items Only
Recovers, Chills, and Switches off
All abilities


Seadra (Atlanta) (F)
Nature: Quiet (+SpA, -Spe, -10 Eva/Dodge)
Type: Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities:
Sniper: (Innate) This Pokemon has deadly accuracy and strikes sensitive points, increasing its critical hit bonus from +3 to +5 on single attacks, +2 to +3 on two-hit attacks, and +1 to +2 on multi-hit attacks.
Swift Swim: (Innate) The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast in slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its Speed in the rain.
Damp (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon releases a damp mist upon entry into battle that short circuits the opponent’s ability to use Selfdestruct or Explosion.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 73 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 2
BST: 16

EC: 7/9
MC: 0
DC: 3/5

Attacks:
Bubble
SmokeScreen
Leer
Water Gun
Focus Energy
BubbleBeam
Agility
Brine
Hydro Pump
Dragon Pulse

Signal Beam
Disable
Muddy Water

Bounce

Rain Dance
Ice Beam
Substitute
Bide

Total: 18

@ Exp Share



Kadabra ♂ - Spoons
Nature: Naïve (Spe +16, Accuracy +26%, SpD: -1)
Type: Psychic
Psychic Type - Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.


Abilities:
Synchronize - (Innate) Pokemon with this ability mentally link their condition to an opposing Pokemon and pass on any status inflicted on them to their foe. Due to their body structure, Poison types cannot be poisoned and Fire types cannot be burned in this manner.
Inner Focus - (Innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
(DW) Magic Guard - (Dormant) - (Innate) This Pokemon is infused with a powerful psycho-electric energy that makes it immune to damage from Hail, Sandstorm, and damage from Leech Seed, Poisoning, and Burn. It can still attack itself in confusion, but will not absorb any damage from it. Additionally, the energy protects the Pokemon from its own reckless recoil attacks.

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 2 (-)
Spe: 121 (+)

Height Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
BRT: 18

EC: 4 / 9
MC: 1
DC: 2 / 5

15 moves known. Moves are sorted by type and then alphabetized.

Physical Moves - Counter, Knock Off
Special Moves - Confusion, Psybeam, Psyshock
Status Moves - Ally Switch, Disable, Encore, Light Screen, Miracle Eye, Taunt, Telekinesis, Teleport, Recover, Reflect

Having grown in the care of his new Trainer, Spoons is more comfortable working with unfamiliar teammates. Any day now, he expects to be whisked away by some third Trainer, and so on, and he makes connections based on that assumption. It shows in his dealings with others - curt and too the point, with no personal attachment involved.


Now here's the deal, listen up, and Imma explain
This is a special kind of flashmatch game
In addition to making attacks and commands
I'll be rockin the raps at the mic stand

Every round I'll ref with some groan-inducing rhymes
They will scar your brain for the rest of time
Kadabra Verses Seadra, this battle be insane
Terrador's up first, LET'S START THIS GAME!
 

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"Alright, Spoons, let's see if Terrador can handle what he helped make."

Spoons @ Amulet Coin

Spoons - Light Screen | Psyshock | Psyshock
 
Round 0:


HP: 90
Energy: 100
Buffs: None
Debuffs: None
@ Exp Share


HP: 90
Energy: 100
Buffs: None
Debuffs: None
@ Amulet Coin

Spoons the Kadabra starts by playing with his spoon
He inflates up a light screen like a baloon
Surrounded by the field, Spoons is ready to rock!
He takes Seadra's signal beam like a boss!

Spoons shows Atlanta what power is really like
Psychock knocks her ass right out of sight
She tries to ride back in on some muddy water
But she misses the target! This battle's getting hotter

Another Psychock sends Atlanda to a world of pain
It's a fucking miracle that she stays sane
Seadra strikes back with a hydro pump
Bouncing right off the screen! Bet she feels dumb...

Spoons used Light Screen!
-8 energy
Atlanta used Signal Beam!
Roll to crit: 7832 (no)
((8+6-3-5)*1.5) = 9 damage
-6 energy
Confusion roll: 3857 (no)

Spoons used Psyshock!
Crit roll: 6791 (no)
8+3+7.5-4.5 = 14 damage
-5 energy
Atlanta used Muddy Water!
Roll to hit: 9327 (no)
The attack missed!
-6 energy

Spoons used Psyshock!
Crit roll: 2094 (no)
8+3+7.5-4.5 = 14 damage
-9 energy
Atlanta used Hydro Pump!
Roll to hit: 1747 (yes)
Roll to crit: 7378 (no)
12+3+6-3-5-5 = 13 damage
-7 energy


Round 1:

HP: 62
Energy: 81
Buffs: None
Debuffs: None
@ Exp Share


HP: 68
Energy: 78
Buffs: Light Screen (3 more actions)
Debuffs: None
@ Amulet Coin

Lou, you're up
 

LouisCyphre

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"Now, for our counter-offensive!"

Spoons - Taunt | Psyshock | Psybeam
If Atlanta uses Bide on action 1, use Teleport (Evasive) on action 3.
 
Muddy Water ~ Hydro Pump ~ Muddy Water
IF (Both the first Muddy Water and Hydro Pump connect), THEN (Use Brine A3)
 
Round 1:

HP: 62
Energy: 81
Buffs: None
Debuffs: None
@ Exp Share


HP: 68
Energy: 78
Buffs: Light Screen (3 more actions)
Debuffs: None
@ Amulet Coin

Kadabra trolls like a pro, he taunts foe
He knows he's gonna win and he's running the show
Spoons is in for a big surprise:
Now he's got muddy water in his eyes!

Spoons strikes back with psyshock, crit goes off without a hitch
As she wails in pain he yells "make me a sammich, bitch!"
Seadra doesn't like that, and blows him a hydro pump kiss
But today just wasnt her day; the attack missed!

It just gets worse, psybeam messes with her mind
Takes her for a trip back in time
She re-lives a muddy water, true as rhyme
Deja vu's a piece of shit, it makes her cry while light screen dies.

Spoons used Taunt!
-10 energy
Atlanta used Muddy Water!
Roll to Hit: 4368 (yes)
Roll to crit: 4096
10+3+6-3-5 = 11 Damage
-6 energy
Roll to lower accuracy: 8443 (no)

Spoons used Psyshock!
Crit roll: 48 (yes)
A critical hit!
8+3+7.5-4.5 = 17 damage
-5 energy
Atlanta used Hydro Pump!
RNG to hit: 9286 (no)
the attack missed!
-7 energy

Spoons used Psybeam!
RNG to crit: 8100
7+3+7.5-3 = 14.5 ~15 damage
-4 energy
RNG to confuse: 1262 (no)
Atlanta used Muddy Water!
Roll to Hit: 3246 (yes)
Roll to crit: 5392 (no)
10+3+6-3-5 = 11 Damage
-6 energy
Roll to lower accuracy: 7920 (no)


Round 2:

HP: 29
Energy: 62
Buffs: None
Debuffs: Taunted (3 more actions)
@ Exp Share


HP: 46
Energy: 59
Buffs: none
Debuffs: None
@ Amulet Coin

terrador, it's all you now
 
Round 2:

HP: 29
Energy: 62
Buffs: None
Debuffs: Taunted (3 more actions)
@ Exp Share


HP: 46
Energy: 59
Buffs: none
Debuffs: None
@ Amulet Coin

He's vulnerable now! Kadabra's screen is gone
He plays a little psyshock as its swan song
Seadra couldn't be any more thrilled
She introduces him to hydro pump over kill!

Shit just got real, Kadabra's got zeal
Psybeam turns Kingdra into a meal
That's it, game over, Lou and Spoons just won
I'm going to bed, now I'm fucking done!

Spoons used Psyshock!
Crit roll: 1005 (no)
8+3+7.5-4.5 = 14 damage
-5 energy
Atlanta used Hydro Pump:
Hit roll: 6714 (yes)
Crit roll: 6557 (no)
12+3+6-3 = 18 damage
-7 energy

Spoons used Psybeam!
RNG to crit: 5838 (no)
7+3+7.5-3 = 14.5 ~15 damage
-4 energy
ATLANTA IS KOD!


Lou gets 3 CC
Kadabra gets 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC, and a KOC

Terrador gets 2 CC
Seadra gets 1 EC, 1 DC, and 3 MC

I get 3 RC
 
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