fishfly hate thread

[Teh]

i hate fishflies so much i hope they stop existing forever starting today. theyre like 3 inches long and theyre fucking EVERYWHERE

look at these fuckers. when i woke up there were like 20 of them (not an exaggeration) on my window and they were swarming the outside of my house. our backyard had literally HUNDREDS and they were all around the raspberry bushes we have so we couldn't pick them today either so all of them are going to waste. today was also garbage day so i had to go into the backyard where i left the garbage and i swear to god it was like those scenes in cartoons with the locust swarms.

the worst part is that they're everywhere for WEEKS its not like one or two days. sometimes they go away for a day and you get your hopes up and BOOM they're back and worse than ever. their corpses smell like rotten fish too so even after they all die the entire area still smells vile

DID YOU KNOW THAT flishflies literally DO NOT HAVE MOUTHs. they only have functioning digestive systems as larvae. so their only purpose as adults is to reproduce and die. literally the most useless animal of all time

 

[Teh]

two suddenly materialized in my room as i was typing this post and i almost died

 

[Albatross]

^ me rn, using my psychic brain powers to manifest another fishfly in your room to finish the job

 

[Kiwi]

Never seen a fishfly but I will gladly hate on flyfish

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

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^ me rn, using my psychic brain powers to manifest another fishfly in your room to finish the job

omg hi albatorss!!!!!

 

[awyp]

invest

 

[CaffeineBoost]

hey, do you have fly fishing by jr hartley?

 

[Teh]

i went to the store today and there were literally thousand of fishfly corpses. they blew around in the wind like tumbleweeds

 

[Teh]

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^ me rn, using my psychic brain powers to manifest another fishfly in your room to finish the job

a third one actually came in like 10 minutes later (i guess they were coming in through the air conditioner?) at that point i just closed the window

 

[cookie]

i read the thread title differently at first

 

[BestDatrix]

I, on the contrary hate flyfish

these dumbass things are stupid
THEY DON'T EVEN FLY they just glide
fakers
I hate these things more than IhateletterK hates the letter 'k'

 

[Albatross]

omg hi albatorss!!!!!

Hell-o Bit Ashley!! I then proceed to manifest a thousand fish flies in Big Ashley’s brain

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

well that was rude :( i don't know if i want to be friends with you any more, albantross

 

[Albatross]

I’m sorry you don’t appreciate the cultural significance of the signature albatross greeting Big Ashley. If you wish to revoke your friendship with the Albabtrosss please return your friendship badge and stand by for friendship reassignment

 

[Kiwi]

hel-lo thee Albatross 'tis been quite a long time since you've surfaced on Smogoff waters. I now conjure many fishflies at your location to consume as a snack

 

[Mechalico]

TehTayTeh have you considered

 

[Badge YUI]

 

[awyp]

welcome to smogon

 

[Teh]

thank you for choosing this thread to get to 3 posts. you will be rewarded in time

 

[UberSkitty]

have u tried this special leaf blower?

 

[Dpg7000]

have you tried this?

 

[Icebeam1st]

i hate mosquitos