are boxes of snakes purchasable at the pet shop
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when i'm constipated and can't sleep i take snorlaxatives
I don’t wanna peek at you skipping Pokemon ever again
The classic:
Aint gonna Raichu a love song
Aint gonna Raichu a love song
#27
My most memorable memory of last summer was hanging out with my friends at the beach. We were trying to enjoy the sand and sun, but there was one rude problem. We mostly met each other from school, with the exception of the shrewd "Ershe" who owns a sandal factory. Earlier that summer we had found a baby kangaroo egg and we had all sorts of crazy adventures with it, including almost drowning and developing a phobia of water. We ended up having to move a fair distance away from the water, so our group was looking conspicuous as hell just standing around away from everything. We tried shoving it in a backpack so it could calm down. It was awkward and got worse when the lifeguard approached us, since kangaroos are illegal in our city due to rudeness/noise complaints, and ours was especially anxious since he could still hear the sounds of the water. Fortunately, Ershe saw some litter and thought up an excuse, but the joey chose that moment to utter a cry.
"It's fine, we just saw some shattered glass and-shh, Roo!"
My most memorable memory of last summer was hanging out with my friends at the beach. We were trying to enjoy the sand and sun, but there was one rude problem. We mostly met each other from school, with the exception of the shrewd "Ershe" who owns a sandal factory. Earlier that summer we had found a baby kangaroo egg and we had all sorts of crazy adventures with it, including almost drowning and developing a phobia of water. We ended up having to move a fair distance away from the water, so our group was looking conspicuous as hell just standing around away from everything. We tried shoving it in a backpack so it could calm down. It was awkward and got worse when the lifeguard approached us, since kangaroos are illegal in our city due to rudeness/noise complaints, and ours was especially anxious since he could still hear the sounds of the water. Fortunately, Ershe saw some litter and thought up an excuse, but the joey chose that moment to utter a cry.
"It's fine, we just saw some shattered glass and-shh, Roo!"
I think I Nidoran away from that!
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There were two men named Needle set to perform in a small marching band as drummers. One came from a humble village while the other descended from a proud legacy of great musicians and was always boasting about the fact that his parents had shipped him a legendary instrument passed down through generations. On the day of their first performance, the director noticed someone ducking out of the group as the parade begun and demanded to know who it was afterwards.
"Needle ran over there."
"Which Needle?"
"The one with the mail cymbal."
There were two men named Needle set to perform in a small marching band as drummers. One came from a humble village while the other descended from a proud legacy of great musicians and was always boasting about the fact that his parents had shipped him a legendary instrument passed down through generations. On the day of their first performance, the director noticed someone ducking out of the group as the parade begun and demanded to know who it was afterwards.
"Needle ran over there."
"Which Needle?"
"The one with the mail cymbal."
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"For the last time, Timmy, you don't need a rhino for your birthday."
"For the last time, Timmy, you don't need a rhino for your birthday."
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Banned deucer.
35: “I was playing chess, and forgot one piece. My friend said, don’t you need a queen for that?”
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He was a Total Clefairy
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Banned deucer.
40: man, making puns sure is wigglytuff!
Caged in the zoo, Batman is.
Hey man, that's an odd dish your dog is eating out of.
Dang it - all you do is create more gloom for us to destroy!
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Banned deucer.
we’ll ring the victreebells after we deal with it
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