So I was planning to become a Cong mod, you know, just so I could enslave the other side and spread our Smogoff all over the socialization page.
If BIG ASHLEY was going to do it, I had to beat her to it, otherwise my niche on Smogon.com would dry up severely.
So there I was. I was staring down a thread. "Cong Mod memberships!" I said aloud, quickly getting smacked by a nearby book. No matter.
And then
they gave me the dreaded questions.
Just like that, phoopes threw away my shot. Cong was out of my grip. They'd happily make meaningful and interesting debates and Page 5 would never rise up above them.
But that's where I need you. I need YOU to become a CONG Moderator, to take over CONG, and stop CaffeineBoost from using our precious posting points to build a wall! Send your applications (to me)! Take over (with me)! And I'll even split the glory with you 70/30 (no brackets needed)!
RISE UP FELLOW SMOGOFFIANS!
RISE UP!
If BIG ASHLEY was going to do it, I had to beat her to it, otherwise my niche on Smogon.com would dry up severely.
So there I was. I was staring down a thread. "Cong Mod memberships!" I said aloud, quickly getting smacked by a nearby book. No matter.
And then
they gave me the dreaded questions.
Just like that, phoopes threw away my shot. Cong was out of my grip. They'd happily make meaningful and interesting debates and Page 5 would never rise up above them.
But that's where I need you. I need YOU to become a CONG Moderator, to take over CONG, and stop CaffeineBoost from using our precious posting points to build a wall! Send your applications (to me)! Take over (with me)! And I'll even split the glory with you 70/30 (no brackets needed)!
RISE UP FELLOW SMOGOFFIANS!
RISE UP!