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[Standard] MAGMAfia - GAME OVER: Team Wolfsauce (Quagsires/Ditto) Win! Postgame UP
- Thread starter Yeti
- Start date
bro you might want to hurry up with that lynch thing.
the clock's ticking.
the clock's ticking.
vote zorbees
vote zorbees
DEADLINE
As the day grows dark, it seems like all these votes on zorbees surely must add up to death! But one is retracted, and at the end of the day, the count comes out to a tie.........
Nobody was lynched today as per Rules policy on ties.
Everyone glares at Walrein, who you are PROBABLY assured of him being ENTIRELY SCUMMISH at this point so MAYBE you should LYNCH HIM.
It is now Night Eight. N8 will end in 24 hours or when all actions are in, 2PM PST 1/14. Note I said 24 not 48 and note it's 2, not 4.
Carry on with your lives.
eta: Darkpenguin67's vote was not counted because it's 2:02:50, deadline is 2:00:00 as always, I just typed this since it was no lynch instead of posting DEADLINE pointlessly to give me time to tl;dr.
As the day grows dark, it seems like all these votes on zorbees surely must add up to death! But one is retracted, and at the end of the day, the count comes out to a tie.........
Nobody was lynched today as per Rules policy on ties.
Everyone glares at Walrein, who you are PROBABLY assured of him being ENTIRELY SCUMMISH at this point so MAYBE you should LYNCH HIM.
It is now Night Eight. N8 will end in 24 hours or when all actions are in, 2PM PST 1/14. Note I said 24 not 48 and note it's 2, not 4.
Carry on with your lives.
eta: Darkpenguin67's vote was not counted because it's 2:02:50, deadline is 2:00:00 as always, I just typed this since it was no lynch instead of posting DEADLINE pointlessly to give me time to tl;dr.
No, I like not being lynched. Don't say anything to the village, they're confirming one another's roles.
On day 8.
With only one village leader the entire game.
a reminder that deadline is in 12 hours, 2:00:00 PM PST. 5 actions are missing so please send them, at this stage in the game it is crucial you make things happen.
if you need an extension please pm me and snype, we can postpone things, but asking at 2:05 for more time won't fly.
POWER
if you need an extension please pm me and snype, we can postpone things, but asking at 2:05 for more time won't fly.
POWER
posting so yeti doesn't have to double post
SLIM IS A GOOD MAN LINE
You see UncleSam standing off to the side, watching. Now that his mission is done, ended by an unhookable hooker yeah screw you up the butt for that one better than max priority unblockable kill redirector who is a mayor, bpv and twin though, he has the time to just creepily stare at Walrein with accusatory eyes, knowing what the man has said in the confidence of cohost intimacy.
"Walrein is a DRAGON YOU FOOLS, just wait for this update!!" Sam yells, then sits back and laughs. None of this is his concern.
Walrein blubbers endlessly about how he is no rly, RLY, he's RLY a Magmian!!!!! He yells at Lady Salamence to get on her knees in front of a certain notable scum, however, Lady Salamence does not respond.
Fuming, Walrein goes to look for her.
He rampages into the square, followed closely by askaninjask and Chomz. They are eager to see what has happened this fine day....... or rather, not so fine, unless you're an Aquanaut like Walrein.
You see Lady Salamence running for her life through the square, bursting out from a straight street into the middle of things. She looks ready to collapse.
Behind her, you see a vicious fireball burst out of the same street, aimed right towards her.
"GO TO THE SIDE YOU IDIOT!" zorbees shouts from his window, watching the events unfold and glad the fireball isn't coming towards his apartment complex!!
Lady Salamence stares at him blankly, quite possibly envisioning zorbiggeesmalls riding her like a cowboy/girl, ??????????, and the fireball hits her.
Her incinerated remains drift to the ground and are still.
Walrein sobs furiously. He had yet to ask her to target him, despite being the most obvious mafian of all, and now he would never get the chance to obtain some HOT AND SPICY LATINA LOVIN.
"lol," remarks billymills from a far-off land.
All those who quest for Lady Salamence's unclothed body will fail.
zorbees mutters something angry that he never got to bang J-Lo. Quagsires looks around, apparently UNAWARE.
"Where is THE REST OF MY VILLAGE?!" Walrein roars, glaring at the citizens still standing.
"You should know, you masskilled them," Daenym snorts, rolling his eyes from his vantage point safely away from whatever mafian kill flavors Walrein has.
"LOL WALREIN KILLED THE BG!!!!!" Spiffy giggles, then throws a hand up to his mouth.
Did he just say that?!
One of these things is true, that the bodyguard died, or that Walrein killed someone.
It's probably the former, you decide, as a body hits the ground a few feet behind you all.
He was shoved out someone's window, but the building is so tall, there are nearly a hundred possibly rooms he could have been killed in!!
HummingbirdTG is soaking wet and now has numerous broken bones from the impact. Judging from the smell, and strange red-orange slime, it appears he was drowned in a vat of hot sauce, then shoved to the square for all to see.
"Dude is that hot sauce?" Slim Guldo asks, sniffing the air in curiousity.
"I DON'T CARE, WHY, WHY MAFIA, WHY DID YOU TAKE HUMMINGBIRD?!?!!" Walrein sobs profusely, utterly mortified his loyal bodyguard has been taken.
"Because you suck," Quagsires shrugs, staring at the pitiable, hot sauce-drowned corpse.
"There's still someone missing!!" Daenym smirks, watching as Walrein trips over himself whirling around trying to take a count.
He gasps in horror.
Strongman Tsuk, who at this point could have single-handedly lynched someone and nobody could stop it, is missing.
The fearful leader sends everyone out on a search, and finally askaninjask yells out that someone's body is in a dumpster, right in the alley off the square.
You rush over, some horrified that the strongman could have died, and some hiding their glee such a notable figure bit the dust.
Tsuk's body, along with several little plastic ponies, lies in the dumpster, badly mutilated. Since the game is all-male, they wince painfully seeing the deep gash where Tsuk's penis used to be.
It appears that the anti-pony castration machine has struck again.
"AIGJREKLDRFL;DGRKKOLTRLDGLKSREFKLJDGTR;LDRFKJDRFGL;RELKFRL;KDFKJDFGRKLREFKLFKL" Walrein stutters.
Nobody really cares what he has to say until he starts the lynch, so start it shall.
It is now Day Nine. D9 will end at majority, or in 24 hours if you schmucks take a long time, or when all votes are present.
Results going out via Snype now.
You see UncleSam standing off to the side, watching. Now that his mission is done, ended by an unhookable hooker yeah screw you up the butt for that one better than max priority unblockable kill redirector who is a mayor, bpv and twin though, he has the time to just creepily stare at Walrein with accusatory eyes, knowing what the man has said in the confidence of cohost intimacy.
"Walrein is a DRAGON YOU FOOLS, just wait for this update!!" Sam yells, then sits back and laughs. None of this is his concern.
Walrein blubbers endlessly about how he is no rly, RLY, he's RLY a Magmian!!!!! He yells at Lady Salamence to get on her knees in front of a certain notable scum, however, Lady Salamence does not respond.
Fuming, Walrein goes to look for her.
He rampages into the square, followed closely by askaninjask and Chomz. They are eager to see what has happened this fine day....... or rather, not so fine, unless you're an Aquanaut like Walrein.
You see Lady Salamence running for her life through the square, bursting out from a straight street into the middle of things. She looks ready to collapse.
Behind her, you see a vicious fireball burst out of the same street, aimed right towards her.
"GO TO THE SIDE YOU IDIOT!" zorbees shouts from his window, watching the events unfold and glad the fireball isn't coming towards his apartment complex!!
Lady Salamence stares at him blankly, quite possibly envisioning zorbiggeesmalls riding her like a cowboy/girl, ??????????, and the fireball hits her.
Her incinerated remains drift to the ground and are still.
Walrein sobs furiously. He had yet to ask her to target him, despite being the most obvious mafian of all, and now he would never get the chance to obtain some HOT AND SPICY LATINA LOVIN.
"lol," remarks billymills from a far-off land.
All those who quest for Lady Salamence's unclothed body will fail.
Walrein lets out an inhuman scream that his hooker is gone.Dear Lady Salamence, You are J-Lo
You don’t really do much with fire, but apparently guys think you’re a HOT, SPICY LATINA. They’re fiery or something, idk I’m not gay. Also most games have a girl as the hooker because, lol sex. Anyway, if you can spite your ex by winning with these fellow HOT, SPICY FOLK, that’s cool by you, more success in your record.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and StevenSnype with “NX - Show USER Latina flair”. You will keep that user distracted all night with your HOT, SPICY Latina loving, and they will be unable to do anything.
You are allied with the Magmians. You win if the Magmians eliminate all threats.
zorbees mutters something angry that he never got to bang J-Lo. Quagsires looks around, apparently UNAWARE.
"Where is THE REST OF MY VILLAGE?!" Walrein roars, glaring at the citizens still standing.
"You should know, you masskilled them," Daenym snorts, rolling his eyes from his vantage point safely away from whatever mafian kill flavors Walrein has.
"LOL WALREIN KILLED THE BG!!!!!" Spiffy giggles, then throws a hand up to his mouth.
Did he just say that?!
One of these things is true, that the bodyguard died, or that Walrein killed someone.
It's probably the former, you decide, as a body hits the ground a few feet behind you all.
He was shoved out someone's window, but the building is so tall, there are nearly a hundred possibly rooms he could have been killed in!!
HummingbirdTG is soaking wet and now has numerous broken bones from the impact. Judging from the smell, and strange red-orange slime, it appears he was drowned in a vat of hot sauce, then shoved to the square for all to see.
"Dude is that hot sauce?" Slim Guldo asks, sniffing the air in curiousity.
"I DON'T CARE, WHY, WHY MAFIA, WHY DID YOU TAKE HUMMINGBIRD?!?!!" Walrein sobs profusely, utterly mortified his loyal bodyguard has been taken.
"Because you suck," Quagsires shrugs, staring at the pitiable, hot sauce-drowned corpse.
Well, darn it.Dear HummingbirdTG, You are Heat Miser
Star of a classic Christmas movie, and its less-classic, much-later sequel, you have one of the most notable Christmas songs ever. You always fight with your brother, but your mom has you pussy-whipped so you shut up pretty quickly. It’s a good thing there’s no SNOWS or EARTHS in this game!
Every night, you may PM Yeti and StevenSnype with “NX - Stash USER in your Hot Castle”. You will keep that user safely in your steamy palace (no rape) all night, preventing any killers from getting close. They can still complete their actions, and this only works against kills.
You are allied with the Magmians. You win if the Magmians eliminate all threats.
"There's still someone missing!!" Daenym smirks, watching as Walrein trips over himself whirling around trying to take a count.
He gasps in horror.
Strongman Tsuk, who at this point could have single-handedly lynched someone and nobody could stop it, is missing.
The fearful leader sends everyone out on a search, and finally askaninjask yells out that someone's body is in a dumpster, right in the alley off the square.
You rush over, some horrified that the strongman could have died, and some hiding their glee such a notable figure bit the dust.
Tsuk's body, along with several little plastic ponies, lies in the dumpster, badly mutilated. Since the game is all-male, they wince painfully seeing the deep gash where Tsuk's penis used to be.
It appears that the anti-pony castration machine has struck again.
As of yesterday, his vote was +8. It would have been +10 today if he survived.Dear Tsuk, You are Sailor Mars
Hot babe from the only decent thing to come from Japan, you’re one of the Inner Sailor Scouts. Dat long black hair. Also your color is red, and you control fire, and everyone knows Yeti’s favorite color is red. FIRE!!!
You have no action.
Because you are such a hot babe, every time a member of your faction dies, you will gain an additional vote, because the galactic sailor magic stuff gives you their voting essence.
You are allied with the Magmians. You win if the Magmians eliminate all threats.
"AIGJREKLDRFL;DGRKKOLTRLDGLKSREFKLJDGTR;LDRFKJDRFGL;RELKFRL;KDFKJDFGRKLREFKLFKL" Walrein stutters.
Nobody really cares what he has to say until he starts the lynch, so start it shall.
It is now Day Nine. D9 will end at majority, or in 24 hours if you schmucks take a long time, or when all votes are present.
Results going out via Snype now.
gg village
Lynch askaninjask
Lynch Slim Guldo
Lynch zorbees
Lynch askaninjask
Lynch Slim Guldo
Lynch zorbees
Lynch askaninjask
voot chomz
don't trust walrein imo, he isn't even the best walrus in this thread (that honour goes to my avatar!!)
don't trust walrein imo, he isn't even the best walrus in this thread (that honour goes to my avatar!!)