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[Standard] MAGMAfia - GAME OVER: Team Wolfsauce (Quagsires/Ditto) Win! Postgame UP
- Thread starter Yeti
- Start date
DEADLINE
After some lazy scrubs, day finally breaks. Paperblade glares at Walrein the entire night, sleeping with his eyes open, looking for any sign the man is secretly an AQUANAUT.
bAD MAN.
But alas, the results are: inconclusive at best. For lying out in the center are two bodies. One has been doused in a highly-flammable chemical, and then somehow lit on fire........ Well this is certainly new! The now-charbroiled body of MK Ultra will never purify water and run around Johto again............
Veteran lynch survivor HSA thought he was invincible, but you can see a nasty trail of blood left behind as someone dragged him to the square. Taking his shirt off to investigate for causes reveals a My Little Pony tee underneath... uh oh! Looking at his hips, you are all mortified to see a big, bloody gash where his tiny stub should be.
HSA was castrated for being a brony, a clean chop to his rod.
"No, he was castrated FOR BEING A LYNCH-AVOIDING (BAN ME PLEASE)!" Walrein yells angrily, alerting everyone he is STILL ALIVE GUYS!!
Too bad he lost his Aquanaut teammie up there. 8\
He was drowned in a scummy pond and tossed into the center, probably from a significant height.
It is now Day Five. D5 will end at majority which is p soon I bet.
Results going out soon maybe idk i'm rly hungry and snype is a lazy scrub.
results out post the gd lynch target.
After some lazy scrubs, day finally breaks. Paperblade glares at Walrein the entire night, sleeping with his eyes open, looking for any sign the man is secretly an AQUANAUT.
bAD MAN.
But alas, the results are: inconclusive at best. For lying out in the center are two bodies. One has been doused in a highly-flammable chemical, and then somehow lit on fire........ Well this is certainly new! The now-charbroiled body of MK Ultra will never purify water and run around Johto again............
But that's not all!!!!Dear MK Ultra, You are Suicune
The last of the elusive great dogs roaming around Kanto and Johto, you eventually met your fate by being captured by a 10-year old Pokemon Trainer. Makes perfect sense that the Pokemon with connections to Unown, and to an extent Ho-Oh would become a 10-year old’s bitch. Being a pissed off water pokemon, you have decided that the only way to prove yourself the beast you are is by proving that you can defeat anyone and handle all the fire-types to prove that you are more valuable than Ho-Oh. Maybe then you’ll stop being a HM Slave for Whirlpool...
Every night, you may PM Yeti and Steven Snype with “NX - Creating a Mist around USER”. Being the Aura Pokemon, you have the ability to use your mystical aura to protect others. What makes your mist so special is that your mist detects murder intent and will create a fog big enough to make killers get lost and decide to go home. Any non-killing actions will go through though because the mist does not detect murder intent with these actions.
Every night, you may also PM Yeti and StevenSnype with “NX - Send Water Pulse into Radio Channel #”. You may pick between Channel 1, 2 or 3. This will disrupt anyone trying to send a signal on this channel for the night.
You are allied with the Aquanauts. You win if the Aquanauts eliminate all threats.
Veteran lynch survivor HSA thought he was invincible, but you can see a nasty trail of blood left behind as someone dragged him to the square. Taking his shirt off to investigate for causes reveals a My Little Pony tee underneath... uh oh! Looking at his hips, you are all mortified to see a big, bloody gash where his tiny stub should be.
HSA was castrated for being a brony, a clean chop to his rod.
"No, he was castrated FOR BEING A LYNCH-AVOIDING (BAN ME PLEASE)!" Walrein yells angrily, alerting everyone he is STILL ALIVE GUYS!!
Too bad he lost his Aquanaut teammie up there. 8\
wickdaggler looks like one sorry scrub in the middle of the square. Not only has he been drenched in water, his face turning blue, but someone kicked his dog too :(Dear HSA, You are Zapdos
Every game you get a better movepool, and now you are a BEAST. Part of the notable Zapchomp duo and general competitive goodstuffs, you’re easily the best of the bird trio. Also you look cool, and since you use THUNDER you belong on this team.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and StevenSnype with “NX - Spark ominously around USER”. You will get electrically charged, and spark dangerously about that user, preventing all killers from getting close.
Every night, you may also PM Yeti and StevenSnype with “NX - Hide USER’s actions”. You will mask that user from anyone trying to track or watch them, and make it appear they were untouched and did nothing.
You are allied with the Electros. You win if the Electros eliminate all threats.
He was drowned in a scummy pond and tossed into the center, probably from a significant height.
With three people, all from different teams, dead, it was a so-so night for all.Dear wickdaggler, You are Mt. Vesuvius
KABOOMAKSLDFJH;LKSADFJ;LSFJ;ASKFJ;SALKFJ;LKASJF;KLASJFK;LASJF! You horrendous murderer. Killed Pompeii people (or perhaps not as some television episodes may suggest otherwise). You are still an active volcano as you’ve erupted once within the last century, and your temper is quite known.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and Steven Snype with “NX - Maintaining seismic activity around USER”. Because you are an active volcano, you are frequently seismographed to determine if you’re going to erupt anytime soon. You will use this equipment and set it around USER and check to see exactly who targets USER. <snip>.
You are allied with the Magmians. You win if the Magmians eliminate all threats.
It is now Day Five. D5 will end at majority which is p soon I bet.
Results going out soon maybe idk i'm rly hungry and snype is a lazy scrub.
results out post the gd lynch target.
Lynch Ditto
LYNCH DITTO
this is what you get for targeting me n1
this is what you get for targeting me n1
lynch ditto
Andy Snype
Mr. Music
!!!!!!!
MID-DAY UPDATE!
You all hear a crash and burn into the jungle. Upon investigating, you lot find a plane that crashlanded into the trees! More importantly, kingofkongs has died!
Spiffy laments ":(. I think Snype did it."
Walrein finds a scroll, containing kingofkongs' role PM
And at that moment, loudkirbyking jumps out of the plane, holding a scroll, pronouncing "bitch, this is my PM now. try to steal it from me and i will METEOR YOU!"
Unsure of whether or not he is threatening to rape you or acting like an eight-year old, you all go back to doing whatever it was realizing that loudkirbyking has subbed in for kingofkongs
MID-DAY UPDATE!
You all hear a crash and burn into the jungle. Upon investigating, you lot find a plane that crashlanded into the trees! More importantly, kingofkongs has died!
Spiffy laments ":(. I think Snype did it."
Walrein finds a scroll, containing kingofkongs' role PM
Upon further investigation, Quagsires shouts "BULLSHIT!"
And at that moment, loudkirbyking jumps out of the plane, holding a scroll, pronouncing "bitch, this is my PM now. try to steal it from me and i will METEOR YOU!"
Unsure of whether or not he is threatening to rape you or acting like an eight-year old, you all go back to doing whatever it was realizing that loudkirbyking has subbed in for kingofkongs
Lynch Ditto
Lynch Ditto
Lynch ditto
in all fairness the dragons only just turned bad, i wouldn't have expected walrein to lynch them yet.
Ditto looks like a pile of goo in Crystal... just randomly thought you might want to know that.
Cast Meteor on Ditto/Lynch Ditto
Cast Meteor on Ditto/Lynch Ditto
Andy Snype
Mr. Music
DAYLINE!
In the city of Townsville, everything was so peaceful, except Walrein decided to be his usual instigating asshole self again. "LYNCH DITTO CONFIRMED AQUANAUT HOOKAH OMFG!"
The rest of you gang up, assuming Walrein's word to be true. However, a couple dare challenge him. zorbees stands up to everyone, announcing that Walrein is the true Aquanaut and y'all should lynch him!
A ROARING Lady Salamence also takes the fact to point out that Walrein has not lynched any Aquanauts nor Dragons!
Of course, nobody listens to these things and just follows the instigator anyway. He always ends up being lucky..
That being said, you all decide to lynch Ditto.
As you crowd around him, you hear a voice saying, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!"
You all stop wondering who the hell it was, but when you turn around, you realize that Ditto has escaped!
At this point, everyone now gives glaring looks at Daenym...
Spiffy smacks Daenym in the head and Walrein goes berserk like a pissed off walrus.
That is, until someone heard a scream and found Ditto lying on the ground. Looks like he took an arrow to the knee.... that pussy.
darkpenguin67 finds a note attached to Ditto's body.
It reads:
It is now: NIGHT FIVE. Deadline when all actions are in or within 48 hours from the time of this post, whichever happens first ;/
In the city of Townsville, everything was so peaceful, except Walrein decided to be his usual instigating asshole self again. "LYNCH DITTO CONFIRMED AQUANAUT HOOKAH OMFG!"
The rest of you gang up, assuming Walrein's word to be true. However, a couple dare challenge him. zorbees stands up to everyone, announcing that Walrein is the true Aquanaut and y'all should lynch him!
A ROARING Lady Salamence also takes the fact to point out that Walrein has not lynched any Aquanauts nor Dragons!
Of course, nobody listens to these things and just follows the instigator anyway. He always ends up being lucky..
That being said, you all decide to lynch Ditto.
As you crowd around him, you hear a voice saying, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!"
You all stop wondering who the hell it was, but when you turn around, you realize that Ditto has escaped!
At this point, everyone now gives glaring looks at Daenym...
Spiffy smacks Daenym in the head and Walrein goes berserk like a pissed off walrus.
That is, until someone heard a scream and found Ditto lying on the ground. Looks like he took an arrow to the knee.... that pussy.
darkpenguin67 finds a note attached to Ditto's body.
It reads:
You all walk home with the thought that Lady Salamence was right, and now you wonder. Though that makes you wonder, could there be 13 mafia itg??????
It is now: NIGHT FIVE. Deadline when all actions are in or within 48 hours from the time of this post, whichever happens first ;/