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You all awaken............................
And there are some men missing. Of the ten of you who remained after you lynched off Air Bud, only eight are out and about.
Everyone knows where to go at once. You all fan out to the pumpkin patches around Freeman's Land, where generally, dead and anally raped bodies turn up.
A rather kindly chap lies in the middle of one. It appears to be a man who fought valiantly against his attacker. It also appears this was perhaps a copycat, because the sex was most definitely not very good.
Quagsires lies before you all, rectum torn, wrists bruised something awful, and jaw slack. Piles of crack, empty bottles, and torn but used condoms lie around him. It seems though he tried to fight back (who knows if he saw a five headed demon from the fifth dimension or the actual man who anally screwed him to death), he was too smashed out of his mind to do so properly.
Poor homeless guys. Can't get a break.
There is still one more missing man.
"..Guys, Crux hasn't screamed some dumb bleeding heart <snip> about dead animals today," danmantincan points out. Nachos silently nods his head in agreement, and you all realize that Crux did not emerge from his house.
makiri and Captain Bagman wave you all over to Crux's humble shack.
"A fella's gotta wonder what happened here," shade warily comments, slinking away from the bloody scene in front of him.
Crux, or more accurately, his corpse, is spread across the middle of his room. There appears to be bullet hole through his crotch, right lung, and forehead. It seems someone shot Crux up. That appears to be what actually killed him.
However, his left arm has disconnected from his body. His right leg lies at an awkward angle, and what appears to be wood shards and small, electrical devices protrude from his chest. It appears he was beaten with some sort of instrument perhaps.
You all take his body to be examined. Drunken coroner StevenSnype determines that Crux had inhaled an aphrodesiac, drank champagne, and eaten a fine pasta dinner before dying. He also appears to have small bite marks and a hickey on his neck. It seems a seduction attempt went wrong.
"Don't tell me his <snip> is bleeding and torn out too," makiri rolls his eyes. Amazingly, Crux did not have anal sex before he died!
..Or after.
Nachos carves up a gravestone for the fallen doormat. Suicide for Dogs.
"Hope he's content knowing he killed dogs," Captain Bagman scowls.
Who knows where Crux ended up.
The SANDS ARENA now has the great-outcome SANDS, the Sahara Desert SANDS (again) and the Duel Disk System.
It is now Day Eight. Day Eight will end when there is majority and all Day PMs are in or in 24 hours, 4:00PM PST 1/20/11. Take note I may not be home until slightly after so the update may be a bit delayed.
Send us all PMs, vote, etc.
Also I'd like to say both the Really Relevant People and the Rageguy Variants are still in the game.
PS Snype sent all result PMs out. Onward to lynching.
You all awaken............................
And there are some men missing. Of the ten of you who remained after you lynched off Air Bud, only eight are out and about.
Everyone knows where to go at once. You all fan out to the pumpkin patches around Freeman's Land, where generally, dead and anally raped bodies turn up.
A rather kindly chap lies in the middle of one. It appears to be a man who fought valiantly against his attacker. It also appears this was perhaps a copycat, because the sex was most definitely not very good.
Quagsires lies before you all, rectum torn, wrists bruised something awful, and jaw slack. Piles of crack, empty bottles, and torn but used condoms lie around him. It seems though he tried to fight back (who knows if he saw a five headed demon from the fifth dimension or the actual man who anally screwed him to death), he was too smashed out of his mind to do so properly.
Poor homeless guys. Can't get a break.
"A fella's gotta know it's gonna end like that when he's on the streets," shade remarks. Staraptor Call nods his head in agreement, and everyone fans back out with the knowledge the pumpkin patches contain no more anally violated (though in Nook's case, the term 'violation' may not apply) bodies.Dear Raseri/Quagsires, you are a Homeless Guy
You live on the streets and hundreds of thousands of people pass you daily. Depending on your city and chosen begging position, you may earn hundreds of dollars a day and thus become more wealthy than a man working minimum wage. Alternatively, you can be entirely whacked out and constantly smashed on hallucenogenic substances. MUDS make you filthier than you are so you prefer SANDS.
Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Bum around USER". You will stagger as if completely smashed around that user, keeping all possible killers away, because who knows what you could do to them in your supposed state of mind. Additonally, every day you may PM both hosts with "DX - Ask USER for profit". You will stutter and mumble while demanding that user's money, and they will be slowed down in performing their day action. Alternatively, every day you may PM both hosts with "DX - Mug USER for their drug money". You will mug that user and take whatever item(s) they may be holding, thinking that if they don't have money you can use to feed your habits, you can at least pawn what they did have.
You currently hold the <snip> SANDS (from the Sahara Desert) and the Duel Disk System. <snip>
You are allied with the Really Relevant People. You win if the Really Relevant People eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SANDS, and each member still living must hold them.
Quote: I slept with Lindsay Lohan last week. Please help.
There is still one more missing man.
"..Guys, Crux hasn't screamed some dumb bleeding heart <snip> about dead animals today," danmantincan points out. Nachos silently nods his head in agreement, and you all realize that Crux did not emerge from his house.
makiri and Captain Bagman wave you all over to Crux's humble shack.
"A fella's gotta wonder what happened here," shade warily comments, slinking away from the bloody scene in front of him.
Crux, or more accurately, his corpse, is spread across the middle of his room. There appears to be bullet hole through his crotch, right lung, and forehead. It seems someone shot Crux up. That appears to be what actually killed him.
However, his left arm has disconnected from his body. His right leg lies at an awkward angle, and what appears to be wood shards and small, electrical devices protrude from his chest. It appears he was beaten with some sort of instrument perhaps.
You all take his body to be examined. Drunken coroner StevenSnype determines that Crux had inhaled an aphrodesiac, drank champagne, and eaten a fine pasta dinner before dying. He also appears to have small bite marks and a hickey on his neck. It seems a seduction attempt went wrong.
"Don't tell me his <snip> is bleeding and torn out too," makiri rolls his eyes. Amazingly, Crux did not have anal sex before he died!
..Or after.
"Amazing he didn't plant the bullet in his own skull," Staraptor Call remarks. There is no gun lying around him, and the analysis of the bullets do not appear to be from the gun in Crux's room.Dear Crux, you are Okay
As a more recent Rageguy Variant, you are trying to make a name for yourself. You have a name, but your attempt in this war is to solidify it. Being the Okay guy, you are a complete pussy, and you are alright with anything. Girlfriend gangbanged 10 guys? Okay. Mother had a threesome with your wife and sister? Okay. Fired from your job because you wouldn't lick your boss' feet? Okay. Well that may be untrue, had you been asked to lick you boss' feet, your answer would have been 'Okay'. The MUDS REBELLION asked you to join their cause first, and naturally your answer was 'Okay'.
Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Teach USER how to be a doormat". You will show that user the wonders of being a pushover and always accepting the situation, however because few people actually enjoy always been walked on, this will occupy their entire night, stopping them from performing a night action. Additionally, every day you may PM both hosts with "DX - USER1 Me Gusta USER2". Through the power of one of your Rageguy Variant brethren, you will be able to direct the first user's attentions away from their original target and onto the second user's. This does not work on kills, obviously, as it is a day action. Alternatively, you may PM both hosts with "DX - Hold USER's bags while they shut off the music". You will get a fellow Rageguy Variant, Today I Will Listen To X, to play some Katy Perry, which will enrage that user and they will have you hold their bags while they go break the sound system. Because you are so nice, you will say, "Okay" to holding their items, only to steal them.
You currently hold <snip> SANDS. They were found in a better than expected scenario <snip>.
You are allied with the Rageguy Variants. You win if the Rageguy Variants eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the MUDS, and each member still living must hold them.
Quote: Okay..
Nachos carves up a gravestone for the fallen doormat. Suicide for Dogs.
"Hope he's content knowing he killed dogs," Captain Bagman scowls.
Who knows where Crux ended up.
The SANDS ARENA now has the great-outcome SANDS, the Sahara Desert SANDS (again) and the Duel Disk System.
It is now Day Eight. Day Eight will end when there is majority and all Day PMs are in or in 24 hours, 4:00PM PST 1/20/11. Take note I may not be home until slightly after so the update may be a bit delayed.
Send us all PMs, vote, etc.
Also I'd like to say both the Really Relevant People and the Rageguy Variants are still in the game.
PS Snype sent all result PMs out. Onward to lynching.
