ABR - we've been good friends ever since we met in the olt chat and i can happily say that i consider you one of my closest friends in this community. ive been wanting to team with you for a while (tried to finesse the ruiners in spl lmao) and im glad ive finally gotten the opportunity. i know im not gonna say anything new but you might as well hear it: your approach to the game is absolutely incredible. from the prep itself to in game you're always thinking meticulously, considering every option, and finding the most optimal path. i was kinda tired of mons after spl but building sm / oras with you kinda reignited my passion for the game because it was a good learning experience, seeing how one of the best building minds works firsthand. man this kinda gay we talk everyday im just gonna end it here u know how i feel blah blah love u bro goat goat etc. ps go win olt now, that trophy color combo would be insane sex
bro fist - man just read the spl shout out i wrote LOL. we also talk every day so like idk what to say here. you're consistently amazing and literally the best player on smogon right now. won 3 in a row to make it into playoffs into being the last game of the season and finishing it there. im glad we got to win a ring together dude especially since we deserved it last time. i really hope you change your mind about snake and sign up cus watching you play is always a pleasure. snk tomorrow btw. ok look you deserve a couple more lines cus ur one of my better friends here and one of the players i respect the most so im just gonna fluff it up finch style -- actually shake style once again: JOAT merry vro bop etc
Sabella - sab my brother. we've teamed a shit ton from spl to snake to wcops. you turned up this wcop and cemented yourself as one of the better ou players ever since ppl hella underrated you back in snake. its funny how when we first met you mentioned that you didnt like me cus you associated me w like those goons and now we're bros lmao. from the ojama jerk to big sausage and what not. we've had a shit ton of great moments from talking about our women to various other things. glad i met u man and i hope we continue to remain buds for a while and can continue to team up in future tours. (maybe in snake again :eyes: )
Hiye - before the season began you promised us 1000 lines. lemme see how much you got.
ok thats not too bad LOL. youre a hard dude to get to open up but im glad you did talk at times. it was nice learning that ur a math enthusiast like myself and aug. plus, youre a beast at pkmn. stour win into 5-1 oml. it really is too easy for you. your games never got me nervous (till u clicked tbolt) bc you always seemed to be in control and dominating the opponent with smart aggressive plays. i REALLY hope you talk more about non pkmn things tho really.
Finchinator - LMAO my man carlton. im seriously impressed with how well you put up with roscoes bullying. that night where roscoe, me, aug, kev, and pdc legit tagged you like 1000 times dropping stupid jokes was so funny and you mustve been annoyed upon waking up. its hard to avoid it tho dude you invite that shit with your stories LOL. anyway, blah blah great teammate helped everyone made visuals etc you know the deal. one thing i do wanna touch on is how well you played this wcop and how good of a player you are. i'll be honest i didnt thnk you were this good till i asked u to help me test for bw cup and i got smashed like 87 times. ok maybe im just trash but you're good at makin the right calls 90% ofthe time. we hella rag on each other in public but our pms end up being gay as hell lmao. good luck in snake dude
august - wow dude, the most uncrust crust of all time. man bkc added u randomly one day and i was like FUCK. i thought you were one of those mega crust dudes aka good back then but trash now but more importantly, i was super afraid that you wouldnt fit into the team chat. fortunate surprise however, u got more lines than ME. lmao man ur one of my fav ppl i met in this tour legit. i think ive mentioned that in every server im in "august is so heat". you hella fit in and are super chill to talk with. ik we're all gonna die the moment summer ends but i hope you stick around and remain somewhat active. fantastic dpp games btw, seriously. you played near perfect each game and it shows how smart of a player you are and you're one of the outliers in the crust theory.
BKC - lmao i think youre one of the first people i talked to like my very first time joining smogon / going on smogtours. going from one of those top players in the distance to teaming with you was super cool. everyone that teamed with you said you were one of the best teammates they ever had. and they didnt lie man. your support literally everywhere was key in helping us net wins. theres this quality that certain goat players have which i'll refer to as the "goat instinct". idk what it is but ive noted it in like you, john, and ojama where they kinda just have an eye for good shit, get wins, and elevate their teams. anyway, its always fun to talk to you whether its about random stuff, michael c hall, or your love for swans. i wont flake one day i swear
Lemaitre - my boy.. i claim you as my son and take full credit for discovering you. actually starry is the one who told me to check you out and i saw that you won a stour beatin john and abr back to back so im like yo, this dude must be heat. so we gave you some tryouts and bkc was MAD for some reason lmfao. and we really liked your dedication to the game and what not so we took you in. im really glad you were on the team but i wish you got the chance to play a game and show dudes how good you are. if you signed up for snake, you'd def be a sleeper sm pick. i wish you good luck in making tour playoffs, p confident you'll make it. among other things, im glad that youre also a fashion enthusiast despite kev calling us women and you actually have good taste omg. rare to find that. you have an interesting and usually unique viewpoints on most things which often got us heated in the chat lmfao.
PDC - my man peter dalton cornellington. it was a joy to have you on the team. alright look, you know how i feel about you. we share like 3 jerks and talk regularly so im just gonna fluff up the rest with some aristotle quotes and hope no one notices: excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. persuasion is achieved by the speaker's personal character when the speech is so spoken as to make us think him credible. We believe good men more fully and more readily than others: this is true generally whatever the question is, and absolutely true where exact certainty is impossible and opinions are divided. anyway, i forgot to get back to you about that book shit but i actually started reading lincoln in the bardo by george saunders or something, its kinda heat. fuck finch btw
aim - joey dude, teaming 3 wcops in a row has been a pleasure. im glad we finally won one together after sucking ass on metro a bunch. you're a wonderful dude whos always fun to talk to and always around to offer kind and helpful advice when we bring up a serious matter. really really appreciate you playing for metro those past 2years and im glad sticking w us folks paid off this time. till the next tour brother
teal6 - god im getting tired but uk i love you back. one of my closest bros on here. ok i guess i actually do have something to say here. i feel like youre one of the most genuine ppl ive ever met online and irl. legit. its weird. youre just a good dude man. you got this kinda aura that uplifts everyone around you and its p sick. also, youre fucking sick at pkmn. i hate watching teammates rby but your games were super entertaining. you made some fire plays and used some cool shit which is nice to see cus a lot of dudes in rby just stick w the ol reliables. love u bro, dont die any time soon. i'll need u in some years
robjr - oml the enigmatic rob. i rmbr like a lONG time ago matty told me he wanted to buy this dude in oupl named poketcg gamer 1288. i was like "who?" and he said u were interested in entering the smogon tour scene and uk me, love getting new dudes into this shit so we were down. i quickly noticed youre a really chill down to earth dude who can also make big plays (focus puncher) and was dissatisfied when east didnt take you last yr. then you hmu abt northeast and im like wait,, robs a lock for sure. highlighted abr and said yo lets get rob in here. and we did. you're a great player and a really nice guy and i hope you continue to find success in future tours. youre also one of the most trustworthy dudes and i hella respect that. keep doin you man
Updated Kanto - "ur record doesnt reflect how good u are". ok sorry but it doesnt. consider this tour a fluke. you're gonna kill whatever you end up playing next, im confident of that. beyond that, it was super nice to learn that we share a buncha interests (fashion / fortnite). tryna grind some games w the squad and become super heat. youre a weird personality bc sometimesyou just show up in the chat and say some shit and i cant tell if ur memeing or serious lmao. but its always a pleasure to have you around bro. gl w your romantic pursuits
zf - metro / durians brother. i remember when you shot me a pm saying youre down to help us out and bkc got mad (LOL nothin new). "why cant he just sign up and play with us GOD". so then i sent rajid after you and he convinced you to play with us. thank god you did cus pdc was hella dick LOOl. you played some beautiful adv games dude. its always a joy talkin w you and foolin around w gunner and pohjis. i hope you consider getting back into the scene beyond wcop bc you are seriously talented as a player and a wonderful chat presence.
Star - LOL whys your stupidass banned. whatever dude. ok forreal idk what to say here. we've teamed like 8 million times and you're one of my best friends for a while so like blah blah. you helped a shit ton etc etc blah blah and basically were part of the team. ok dude lets win this again next yr. btw ur winning slam and classic as soon as ur freed bop
roscoe -
this dude teal thinks youre still on the team btw. we should just give you a blue cus i didnt expect you to be useful at all but you actually helped and shit. that was super cool of you man and we all appreciate it. what we didnt appreciate was you rooting for the opposing team EVERY round lmfao. ok well it motivated us to win cus we were tired of seeing a :cwl: each time we lost hahaha. ok no homo but youre one of my fav chat presences and dudes to talk to. its just easy to find somethin to laugh about or find somethin enjoyable to talk about. you always liven up the chat and im really really really surprised someone didnt leave the chat over your antics. i rmbr pre season we bet finch would get mad and ban you or some shit lOL. glooks bro
habajiga - finally god im almost done. haba. my brother. thanks for the logo. you did an amazing job and i seriously appreciate how you handle it. a bunch artists wanna be left alone and do their own thing after receiving some direction but you always keep us on the loop and ask us qs about very specific details. and if we dont understand it, you help us understand. you got a weird but good sense of humor and im really glad i randomly hit you up that summer. weve been bros ever since