Roses are red, violets are blue, omae wa mo shindeiru.
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Wordplay.
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There once was a man from the Blorenge
Who wanted to paint his house orange
He began with the door
Next the frame, to the floor
But he couldn't bear to paint the door hinge
Yet to return, the shadowed one.
Who quests for the Twilight Dragon
Rumbles the Dark Hearth,
And Helba, Queen of the Dark,
has raised finally her army.
Apeiron, King of Light beckons.
At the base of the rainbow do they meet
Against the abominable Wave,
together they fight.
Alba's lake boils.
Light's great tree doth fall.
Power- now all to droplets turned
in the temple of Arche Koeln.
Returns to nothing,
this world of shadowless ones.
Never to return, the shadowed one,
Who quests for the Twilight Dragon.
Who quests for the Twilight Dragon
Rumbles the Dark Hearth,
And Helba, Queen of the Dark,
has raised finally her army.
Apeiron, King of Light beckons.
At the base of the rainbow do they meet
Against the abominable Wave,
together they fight.
Alba's lake boils.
Light's great tree doth fall.
Power- now all to droplets turned
in the temple of Arche Koeln.
Returns to nothing,
this world of shadowless ones.
Never to return, the shadowed one,
Who quests for the Twilight Dragon.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
This sentence is actually grammatically correct. Look it up.
This sentence is actually grammatically correct. Look it up.
Alliterated 'S's aren't called alliterations. They get their own name.
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The limerick packs laughs astronomical
In a space that is most economical,
But of the ones that I've seen
So few have been clean,
And the clean ones are seldom so comical.
A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."
A dying mosquito exclaimed
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane.
If you catch a chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly.
There once was a man from Japan
Whose limericks just wouldn't scan.
When asked why this was,
He answered, "Because
I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
There once was a gal from Peru
Whose limericks stopped on line two.
There once was a man from deep space
And all you could see was his face.
It seemed that his gig
Was to make you move ZIG
Or else he would take all your base.
In a space that is most economical,
But of the ones that I've seen
So few have been clean,
And the clean ones are seldom so comical.
A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."
A dying mosquito exclaimed
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane.
If you catch a chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly.
There once was a man from Japan
Whose limericks just wouldn't scan.
When asked why this was,
He answered, "Because
I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
There once was a gal from Peru
Whose limericks stopped on line two.
There once was a man from deep space
And all you could see was his face.
It seemed that his gig
Was to make you move ZIG
Or else he would take all your base.
It's actually called sibilance. Of course, it's still accurate to call it alliteration since it's still a type of alliteration.
was the standard not 7 buffalos? but then again i recall an infinite amount of buffalos was also correct. but still pretty awesome, eh
you are the cause
i am the effect
created in hatred
a noose for your neck
also
i am the effect
created in hatred
a noose for your neck
also
ahahaha
roses are red, orchids are purple, i saw a hot centaur, she had a nice curple
There once was a fat Politoed.
Who had a most humble abode.
He sat down in toil
And pinched off a coil
But now his ass has to be sewed.
I blame the shit thread.
Who had a most humble abode.
He sat down in toil
And pinched off a coil
But now his ass has to be sewed.
I blame the shit thread.
this is stuff is so great, you guys should all post it on deviantart.
Thought I'd mention a blog post of mine.