what a silly set of awards!
im not schizophrenic?To Big Ashley, Opchurtle100, caelT8
Subject: You poor misinformed fools.
Dear BIG ASHLEY, Opchurtle100, and caelT8,
I would like to preface this email to thank you for participating in the survey "Worst Pokemon Stat (Silly Smog Awards can't remember anything)". Your contribution to this survey has most likely been in goodwill, however misplaced this goodwill is.
However, I would like to ask you why in a billion years you decided that the worst Pokemon stat is Speed. Speed is an essential element to the competitive metagame. While I am in no way actually qualifed to say this (see lack of badges), Speed in the Pokemon metagame defines who goes first, and generally is the factor that can decide games (See False Swipe Gaming).
Not only this, however, I realise that you may have mistaken this thread for the Best Stat thread. Don't worry! We all make mistakes! That's a part of being human, precisely like myself, who trusted you all to not pick Speed.
As a result, you poor misguided souls, I recommend you change your vote to a more appropriate option (See Change Vote Button). I hope we are to be on good terms after this email.
Best wishes,
BestDatrix
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252+ Atk Black Glasses Supreme Overlord 2 allies fainted Kingambit Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Regieleki: 322-381 (106.9 - 126.5%) -- guaranteed OHKOTo Big Ashley, Opchurtle100, caelT8
Subject: You poor misinformed fools.
Dear BIG ASHLEY, Opchurtle100, and caelT8,
I would like to preface this email to thank you for participating in the survey "Worst Pokemon Stat (Silly Smog Awards can't remember anything)". Your contribution to this survey has most likely been in goodwill, however misplaced this goodwill is.
However, I would like to ask you why in a billion years you decided that the worst Pokemon stat is Speed. Speed is an essential element to the competitive metagame. While I am in no way actually qualifed to say this (see lack of badges), Speed in the Pokemon metagame defines who goes first, and generally is the factor that can decide games (See False Swipe Gaming).
Not only this, however, I realise that you may have mistaken this thread for the Best Stat thread. Don't worry! We all make mistakes! That's a part of being human, precisely like myself, who trusted you all to not pick Speed.
As a result, you poor misguided souls, I recommend you change your vote to a more appropriate option (See Change Vote Button). I hope we are to be on good terms after this email.
Best wishes,
BestDatrix
All rights reserved. BestDatrix is not liable for any damage caused by this email, whether directly or indirectly, physically or mentally. If you are to recieve this email and are not the recipient, please send this email to the correct recipient(s) before prompting destroying your copy of the email.
Counterpoint: big fluffy blob (bonus points for pink)Special Defense, there really is no explanation on why a Pokemon would have high Special Defense. You can look at a Pokemon and be like 'yeah this mother fucker has high Attack, it literally has four bulging muscle arms' or 'obviously this fish that is shaped like a torpedo swims really fast'. But Special Defense?