the first installment of dondictions in a while, just fiendin to roast so bear w me here guys. i mean no disrespect love yall
shoutout ginku for not liking this post u salty washed up ol fuck <2
Ever Grande BIGS (0) vs Wifi Wolfpack (0)
SM OU: Posho vs
FlaminVictini - yung fv uses fwg every team and i havent seen a choke yet iirc, thats p solid. posho did bring some heat in that ost series tho but almost donated one of the games so i favor fv
SM OU: Destiny Device vs Snowy. - damn this is tough destiny donate giftwrapped his game w1 but theres so many snow based names that idk which ones rnt ass (most are btw)
SM OU:
Ciele vs Gingy - yea ciele just brings offense and stays in on everything i dont think gingy's ou room tour experience has prepared him for this level of play
SM Ubers: Level 56 vs
aim - i know nothing but i know joey will succeed in whatever tier he so wishes to participate in thats the IDM tier 0 multitier titan taskforcejoe
SM LC: ZoroDark vs Sken - idk
SM DOU: BLINGAS vs
SamVGC - idk but blingas gonn lose cuz other nigga has VGC in his name like damn if i were playing ball vs a nigga called LaMelo Ball id be scared too (very few ppl will know the reference)
ORAS OU: Obliviate vs
ChillShadow - yea obliviate had a team w 5 mons walled by tangrowth let that sink in. niggas gonn get obliviterated
BW OU: Finchinator vs
Luck>Skill - finch is like a udonis haslem. u can compliment him that hes loyal and sticks w a shit team but thats about all u can compliment him for. luck plays more dota than mons and is still gonn clinchinate the win
DPP OU: Mael
vs Void - idk
ADV OU:
dekzeh vs Astamatitos - idk but dekzeh has a name while other is a rando?
GSC OU:
d0nut vs Fear - same
RBY OU: Alexander. vs
Nails - if nails is as good as playing in just one tier as he is at being average at many tiers, he is in rby. get this dub
Circus Maximus Tigers (0) vs Congregation of the Classiest (0)
SM OU: Mazar vs
Lcans - saw mazar v pdc live and despite pdcs phero counter being his own phero, the former still almost mustered up the strength to throw away the yung guaranteed win like mazar angelov. also nekkbeard blitz? innovation doesnt mean using dogshit. from wat i heard lcans is solid tho
SM OU:
Steve Angello vs High Impulse - every week yung steve angellord brings some good ol bull but hes donated wins by inferior scum but thats just the power of the IDM name (srsly stop bringing dogshit like kartana) also amirs first sm game? hmmm scenario: opp last volc at +1 w rox up, vs last mon talon. amir smirks. he clicks to send in talon. plot twist- talon is spdef fat it tanks anyways and kills AMIR WINSSSSS
SM OU: p2 vs
Adam - Love adam but he uses some ol bullshit (is that a theme w the classiest) HOWEVER it is also advantageous for him that hes unpredictable. also iirc i saw p2 donating a win and bruh ur teams r too "im trying 2 be innovative but i just auto lose 2 X so i hope they dont bring it" love the compendium tho GIVE ME CREDIT FILTH
SM Ubers:
Edgar vs sin and victimization - edgar gave some dude the work last week this man rlly plays ubers im tellin u
SM LC: OP vs Heysup - this shit still a tier?
SM DOU: MajorBowman vs
Braverius - king.
ORAS OU: Nintendi vs Lysergic - yea fuck oras nobody plays oras whoevers clef survives longer wins
BW OU:
McMeghan vs Eo Ut Mortus - e0-4? mcm might still bring somethin retarded and donate like he did vs gayde damn stop inflating retards' egoes with ur generosity
DPP OU: Tamahome vs 6A9 Ace Matador - idk
ADV OU: JabbaTheGriffin vs
Danilo - @_@
GSC OU: giara vs
Earthworm - ^0^
RBY OU: Golden Gyarados vs Lusch -
CrashinBoomBang lusch meinen schwantz
Stark Sharks vs Team Raiders
SM OU: undisputed vs reyscarface - idk havent seen undi play sm yet but rey literally has used only stall and needed mael who is an oldgen player to choke and lose every 5050 to win hmmmmm :thinking: sumo rlly is a tier of charity
SM OU:
PDC vs nedor - if pdcs teams werent as bad as he is at not playing safe then id be more confident in him. stop using gay shit
SM OU: dice vs
kratosmana - despite the favt that anti uses literally oras squads w 1 sumo mon on them every fucking week, he generally outplays. thats the power of IDM tier 1 og. dice can play as many tiers as he wants but in the end no roll is gonna save his mons from gettin killed one by one *badum tsk*
SM Ubers: Minority vs
Hack - he, like edgar, rlly does be playin this tier boi
SM LC: Corporal Levi vs mad0ka - will this be the last spl this tier is still a part of?
SM DOU: I Am a Rookie vs Stax - :{|}
ORAS OU: Trosko vs
TDK - TDK back in a tier w clef mzor hippo and all them fatfucks. yummy. matter of fact if there was ever a human embodiment of clef itd be tdk u lil cuck
BW OU: dragonuser vs Jayde - this is tough cuz i been hearing snakes say du is washed up and jayde never shuts up about how hes 3-0 and is now considered quote "one of the best players bro" yea stfu jayde u not idm.. well at least ur not complete ass anymore (maybe cuz better players dont play bw nomore :thinking:)
DPP OU: ToF vs roscoe - huh
ADV OU: Kevin Garrett vs UD - relevant tier?
GSC OU: Veteran In Love vs BKC - >_<
RBY OU: The_Chaser vs Tobes - ^<^
Cryonicles vs Firebot Falcons
SM OU:
njnp vs Cicada - [Red Cross]Cicada brought arguably the worst sumo team i have ever seen week 3, and evidently his best humanitarian efforts -- he did donate the yung win away. i dont expect him to retire from his post at the red cross anytime soon. bless up
SM OU: Zamrock vs Get This Money - phew this ones like watching the bucks vs the trail blazers and if u dont catch my drift heres a little visual
SM OU:
mencemeat vs Leftiez - 100hoes jam brought some hot assbutter this week and regrets it profoundly. only lord knows what type of beating leftiez is gonna receive this week curtesy of 120% powered "last night took an L but bounced back" jister manvad
SM Ubers:
psychicmewtwo vs Lacus Clyne - bru got chinese nicknames. fire
SM LC:
Ice Tea vs zf - I☾☨ - Today at 6:24 PM dude [redacted] im that big of a name these days Lol. >plays lc. nice goin big shot i c u poppin rn.
SM DOU: KyleCole vs kamikaze - ?_?
ORAS OU:
Poek97 vs xray - idk if its ironic praising but i been hearing good things about poeknumbers. xray tends to bestow wins too
BW OU:
SoulWind vs Shoka - anonymous in group chat: sw is ass but idk how he stays winning HNGGGGGGGGGGGG (paraphrased) yung idm sw if u got haters ur doin it right
DPP OU:
Atticus vs Sweepage - IDFWU
ADV OU: Fakes vs Triangles - )_(
GSC OU: New Breed vs
Mr.E - huh?????? breed u ok?
RBY OU:
Peasounay vs Bedschibaer - eat ass
Indie Scooters vs Alpha Ruiners
SM OU: TheThorn vs
Blunder - u play w some bull, u get the horn. good thing blunder never plays w bull u can expect every one of his 6 mons to be within top 10 usage truly the antithesis of his father and mentor yung darth innovader III of the based variant
SM OU: Hector Hard Mode vs Geemick - phew this one is hard yo bill gates vs warren buffet in dis bitch iv seen both donate wins like nobodys business lets see if hector hard dick comes out swinging or geedick i dont know ehere i was goin w this
SM OU: Sabella vs
ABR - abr prolly already stole the lordsquads i gave blunder to test w him and yall already know lordskkkuwads never lose.
SM Ubers: Gunner Rohan vs Astounded - ;0;
SM LC: Star vs Christo - eggsdee tier
SM DOU: Biosci vs Memoric - ;;PPPPPP
ORAS OU: Axel10 vs
Rodriblutar: words of cbb: iv never seed rodriblutar lose. let that sink in
BW OU:
Jirachee vs Sugarhigh - this week aint the first time sugarhigh choked on some gobstoppers and it wont be the last. at least he only has a sweet tooth and isnt salty
DPP OU: Philip7086 vs Smurf. - *=*
ADV OU: Ojama vs Golden Sun - GOATden sun?
GSC OU: Mr.378 vs Idiotfrommars - +-+
RBY OU: Crystal_ vs MetalGro$$ - 9_9
