The Everything NFL Thread - 2017-18 season

[Mr.E]

I still don't and will continue to not use Twitter but I've recently learned that the Japanese love the shit out of it (mostly on account of their equivalent of Latin letters being entire words, so they can actually say something useful within 140 characters) and thus is a wonderful source of original artwork. But, like, I guess that's an okay Twitter page too.

only superb owl era matters so lolbrowns

 

[bb skarm]

G A M E D A Y

L G I !

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Kickoff, lets go.

 

[Pretzels]

In order to give myself a more realistic NFL fan experience (teams that actually have ups and downs) i've adopted 4 non Pats teams to kind of root for this year.

The Falcons, Eagles, Titans, Chargers.

Hope I don't jinx anyone's favorite team.

 

[Randombobman]

Lions fake a PAT!? Jim Caldwell living DANGEROUSLY lmao
And Palmer looking like a 40 year old an with a noodle arm lol

 

[Del Rio]

Andy Dalton is the new Blake Bortles

 

[Randombobman]

He's terrible under pressure and the Bengals lost significant starters on they offensive line. Gonna be garbage this year

 

[Pretzels]

#Jagginoff

 

[Randombobman]

Seahawks-packers already ugly. Jeremy lane ejected in the first 3 mins of the game lawl

 

[Stallion]

RAVENS NATION BABY

 

[Mr.E]

bungles gonna bungle I guess?

 

[Stallion]

Also where's the guy who predicted 11-5 for the Colts?

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Between our paper bag o-line and these fucking refs.....

 

[Randombobman]

Yeah if I were a Seahawks fan I'd be irate with the trash o-line the staff has put together. Wilson may be squirrely as hell but even he can't play behind the dumpsterfire in front of him

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

You know who's a winner this week? Tony Romo. Did a good job in the booth. Simms can take a hike.

 

[Pretzels]

Its about time the Cowboys and Giants were the opening Sunday night game for the season.

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Cameraman right in front of the guy playing the anthem. On his knees.

 

[Pretzels]

Hey east coast bros Giants ain't scoring more than 13 points tonight so its safe to go to bed.

 

[Del Rio]

Giants look destined for a last place finish in the NFC East this year, which means some hero gonna go ghost again :(

 

[Mr.E]

it's funny cuz all the talking heads before the season were so damn sure the Giants were going to win the division like Dallas was suddenly going to turn ass and the Eagles/Redskins aren't even competitive

them and seattle showing us how good focusing exclusively on skill position players does for an offense

also grats to my boy JASON WITTEN on becoming the all-time leading receiver of the Dallas CowMAN

 

[Mr.E]

Double post but important information: The Thursday night matchup this upcoming week consists of two teams that combined to score fewer points than nine separate MLB teams today. dicks in for Texans @ Bungles !!!

also grats to Ben Roflsberger for becoming (tied for) the winningest QB in FirstEnergy Stadium history

 

[TheValkyries]

Giants look destined for a last place finish in the NFC East this year, which means some hero gonna go ghost again :(

God I hope not.

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

God I hope not.

NY in last or some hero ghosting?

 

[WaterBomb]

NY in last or some hero ghosting?

Some hero ghosting. He's the most entertaining user in NFL thread history

 

[Randombobman]

I was sort of hoping bestbrook was stepping his game up with that irrational talk of the Colts going 11-5. Alas, it is not easy being green absurdly confident.