WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE FUCKING DOING LOOKING TO TRADE FUCKING MARCO SCUTERO TO THE FUCKING ROCKIES FOR? WE BETTER GET FUCKING A FUCKING GRADE "A" SP, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING MLB READY SS BESIDES NICK FUCKING PUNTO. GOD DAMN IT, IF THIS IS A FUCKING MOVE JUST TO REDUCE FUCKING PAY ROLE TO SIGN FUCKING ROY FUCKING OSWALT FOR 3 GAMES BEFORE HE BREAKS HIS FUCKING NECK AND WE FUCKING PISS $8 MILLION OF OUR FUCKING PAYROLL DOWN THE SODDING TOILET, I'M GOING TO FUCKING STORM THE FUCKING GOD DAMN SODDING FENWAY PARK AND LAY THE BIGGEST FUCKING SHIT RIGHT ON CARMINE THE FUCKING COMPUTER AND I'M GOING TO TAKE A SODDING WRECKING BALL RIGHT THROUGH BILL JAMES OFFICE. FUCK.